iPod ADD

The problem of not being able to listen to one complete song on one's iPod or Mp3 player.

"That's the tenth song you've switched from. You've got iPod ADD."

by Joan B November 9, 2007

ipod add syndrome

A personal problem some people who own ipods suffer from. They are a little too obsessed with pleasing people, and not so much with playing an entire song on their ipod.

These kids usually bring their 5000-songs-aren't-I-cool-ipod everywhere they go. Especially parties. Then they bring their big stupid portable stereos, so they can broadcast their "fascinating" taste of shitty music to the world.

So they will willfully shout "HEY! HEY HEY HEY! I HAVE LIKE THIS SHITTY EMO BAND ON MY IPOD BUT THEY'RE LIKE SO FUCKING AMAZING!" *throws your ipod onto the ground* "MMM, MAYBE THIS SONG SUCKS, ILL FIND ANOTHER" *scams through 100 more songs* "HAHA THIS IS SUCH A HIT! THE KIDS ARE GONNA LOVE THIS!"

Then, for the most part, everybody in the room sighs while the braggy ipod owner dances around to the song, showing the world that they had some inside joke with another one of their fantastic friends over this song.

These people can't keep a song on for their life's sake. Even when a good song comes on and the party finally starts up again, this person can't control the urge to shuffle through another 100 songs. They pretty much ruin every party because by the time they decide on "the perfect song", half of the people in the room are sitting down and talking.

"ipod add syndrome- the spoiler of all dance parties"

by miss bacon bits nibblets September 11, 2007

Vagina ADD

A condition in which an individual seeking intercourse from a female (ie vagina) is incapable of devoting the necessary attention to the endeavor because he is too distracted by other prospects of intercourse.

While dancing with a sure thing girl, Tommy's Vagina ADD flared up and caused him to stop dancing mid-song and approach another group of girls. In the ensuing maelstrom of estrogen and hurt feelings, Tommy ended the night with no vagina whatsoever.

by Motuu June 4, 2009

Random add

When someone randomly adds another person

Emma Byers sent a random add to David Scott then denied such a event which cannot simply be denied

by Xoxoxoco September 4, 2016

Doggie ADD (DADD)

Canines afflicted with attention deficit hyperactivity disorder.

Sparky the terrier had Doggie ADD (DADD) *so bad* that he couldn't walk straight on the sidewalk or finish his meal without being distracted by a squirrel.

by Uncle Joosie July 15, 2018

Music ADD

Music attention deficit disorder. You can't find a good song to listen to. You might find one you like but about 30 seconds into the song you're sick of it and turn it.

Person 1 - Man I can't find anything to listen to
Person 2 - You must have music ADD
Person 1 - I need new music

by Kelly March 2, 2006

Youtube ADD

The inability to sit on one video on Youtube and watch the whole thing through without feeling and impulse to browse through and click on one of the related videos.

Arjun: Oh man check out this video out!
Me: OK let's see it.
Arjun: (30 sec into video) Hey look! There's another video of the same guy!
Me: ...dude you have a serious case of Youtube ADD

by Homer1 October 23, 2008