Absolute Donut

an absolute donut is any one who is stupid. for instance ..

OMG You are such an absolute donut 🤭🥴 ( says in british voice )

by absolutedonutlover2089 November 9, 2019

absolute large

The largest number imaginable. Written as (...9.9...) or as (9.9...x10^ ∞), it is simply described as a decimal point with an infinite line of nines spanning either side of it.

This amount of work would take an absolute large amount of time to complete!

by Anonumerical December 10, 2021

absolute unit

Someone who exhibits a large amount of power.

Did you just see that girls throw? She’s an absolute unit!

by blondebhabe June 3, 2018

an absolute idiot

me.

i apologize for my past definitions for anyone who had to see them.

😀 they're so weird

🧎 ♀️🧎 ♀️🧎 ♀️ i promise kpop fans are not like that

😟 i was just going through a weird phase

IM NOT LIKE THAT ANYMORE 🧍 ♀️

(also real definition of an absolute idiot is someone who is truly so stupid that they do the most questionable things ever with no hesitation e.g., me)

person 1: omg did you hear about that really cringy person who made weird definitions??

person 2: yea theyre an absolute idiot

person 1: fr

by an absolute idiot April 19, 2021

Absolute Zero

The temperature of matter defined on the Kelvin scale when all matter stops, possesing no Potential or Kinetic energy. Equivalent to -459.67 Fahrenheit, and -273.15 Celsius. Technically we have never reached this state of matter but have became within a billionth of a degree from it.

My Science Professor taught me all about Absolute Zero but come to find out its not even real in this day in age.

by Kyle the tutor February 19, 2012

absolut rapage

an event that leads a group of friends speechless, as they come to realize there is only one thing to say. my friends, absolute rapage is the highest honor a man can pay a single entity.

That herb we smoked was absolut rapage bro.

by kia downs March 15, 2008

Absolute Zero

The temperature people experience when a friend tells them a cool story. It is the lowest temperature that is theoretically possible, at which the motion of particles ceases. It is zero on the Kelvin scale.

Bro 1: "Did you her what happened to Brian?
Bro 2: "Yeah dude he froze to death. I heard Dan told him a story."
Bro 3: "Damn dude, he must have hit absolute zero."

by StifmeisterBry October 24, 2014