Assbag

An assbag is someone who is homophobic, sexist,racist or just a total jerk,No one likes an assbag so don’t be one

Aidan was such an assbag to Tina at the party yesterday, he called her a fat gay slut.

by db63 December 5, 2017

Assblowing

When one person spreads a person ass cheeks and blows their hot stanky breath into ones pucker little hole.

Frank: Yo me and my girl tried assblowing last night she came on the spot.

Fernando: Nice man, you’re on your way to becoming a professional ass blower.

by Nguy69 August 20, 2020

Assbend

Husband but a more fun and descriptive version of it

He’s my assbend

Your assbend

Her assbend

by Dua Tayyab March 18, 2021

Assbat

Any annoying pest that you like but they are irritating at this moment

Damn you’re acting like an Assbat Today! What’s your problem..

by DirkyJerky March 31, 2021

Assblasted

To have been defeated so badly, you now feel that youve been penetrated anally.

"How did your last game of League of Legends go?"

" I don't want to talk about it... I got assblasted."

by Kaedrean May 3, 2021

Assblasters Syndrome

An unwelcome case of particularly explosive diarrhea.

"Sorry about your toilet bowl. I had a harsh case of Assblasters Syndrome."

by Beertaco420 July 21, 2021

Assaf

The definition of genius, just the smartest person to ever touch this earth

This Assaf is so fucking smart, I just want to push him against the wall and rip his clothes off.

by Mrcapalilbit November 22, 2021