A Chinese airlines was started on June 25, 1988, and is headquartered at Shanghai Hongqiao International Airport. They don’t know how to clean planes, because they’re lazy pieces of shit who don’t care. They are the second largest airlines in China, which means they’re like the American Airlines of China. Also they don’t care to provide WiFi, because China only pretends to be in the 21st century.
WARNING: their planes struggle to stay flying!!
WARNING: their planes struggle to stay flying!!
Today I flew on China Eastern Airlines, it was horrible! The plane was filthy, the seats where too, there wasn’t any WiFi, and the damn engines were so loud!
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