Davidism

A religion founded on the basic principle that David is the beginning, and David is the end. Everything is David. Through David, you will better yourself and everyone around you. Without David, you will suffer. He is the light, the darkness, and everything in between.

"Oh, you're jealous of how many people love Michael. That's because he recently converted to Davidism!"

by Follower of David January 10, 2020

David

A nigga with a big dick, Hes sweet and charming and will treat you like a princes

David is so fine

by Trillphill45 October 19, 2018

david

brown hair, attractive, looks like a sloth and does very well with girls with big lips.

"oh what a babe! he is a david"

by dora lopez March 17, 2010

David

A guy you could trust with anything. Very sweet, sometimes flirty. Popular & will be completely nice to you whenever you are around him. Will defend you when he hears something being said about you. hard to tell how he feels sometimes.
blonde, and tall.

david trustworthy

by hoe.imyourworstnightmare.xx June 18, 2011

David

A person usually having a monsterous cock and is so manly that his dick has a dick(including pubes). He also has a talent of being able to have sex with an asian and a mexican chick at the same time making very beautiful melodies of organsim noises. He is so great that even though budda is his besy friend God still speaks with him because of his greatness.

Wow, i had sex with that David last night and i couldn't believe how great it was.

by FirearmsPimp March 29, 2009

David

A tall blonde posh English person who gets pissed for no reason at all.

Sinan: What's the difference between an egg and David, the egg gets laid.

David: (blanks Sinan and all his friends for the whole day.)

by ( ͡°Ɛ ͡°) February 4, 2018

David

David is the funniest guy you'll ever meet. He's very stubborn but has a good heart. He has a bit of an attitude and tries to use his "charm" to get out of problems

David we don't have to do that!

Yes we do!

by Problemchild1987 June 2, 2018