Kentucky Road Derby

It is when you shit on a girls stomach and run your penis through it until nice and lubricated then proceed to sexual intercourse

Joe, I totally gave her a kentucky road derby last night it was pretty hot.

by Black sex panther April 29, 2009

Sintral Florida Derby Demons

It is a group of wonderful hot chicks that are part of a flat track derby team based in central Florida.

Hey, did you go see the Sintral Florida Derby Demons' game this weekend?

by D. Pirate March 22, 2009

derby kansas water tower

A threesome with two girls and one guy. The guy is eating out the first girl while the second girl inserts a strap on into the guys anus.

William was pleasantly surprised when he was derby Kansas water towered last night.

by nic7864 February 22, 2023

Coast away - F3 derby

The best away trip out of all newcastle jets games. Usually get a shitload down to the gosford hotel hours before kickoff pretty taking over the hotel getting pissed & singing chants in the pub followed by a march to the ground where at least a flare is let off on the way to the ground. This is usually followed by a couple ejections in the stadium thanks to some over zealous policing. Also is usually a couple drunk push & shoves after the game.

Coast away - F3 derby

"How good was coast away?" (Jets fan 1)

"Fucking amazing, cant wait to do it all again next time" (Jets fan 2)

by NewyJetsfan December 19, 2011

Spanish Pinewood Derby

Noun> A sex act in which two males place ice cubes in their anus and press their assholes together and see who can push their ice cube in the other's anus first

yeah we got together and things got a little crazy, we had a Spanish Pinewood Derby after our date

by missmary22 October 22, 2018

kentucky dildo derby

When you and your 5 closest pals go to the local high school track and have a relay race but instead of using a baton, you use a dildo. The beginner must start with the dildo in his ass and pass it to the next guy by inserting it into his ass himself and so forth until the last runner makes it back.

I'm still sore from that Kentucky Dildo Derby last week.

by PeterPoot69 July 8, 2017

Golden Derby

When a group of elderly women use strap on to gang rape somebody.

I heard those ladies have golden derby on the farm.

by Fluffaroo November 1, 2019