after receiving the gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 u won’t be able to walk for days and your soul leaves your body for 3 hours to go get some rest. your technically dead after getting this
1:”dude this chick gave me da gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000!”
2: “woah, bro that’s sick”
1: * aggressively humps 2*
2: *dies*
2: “woah, bro that’s sick”
1: * aggressively humps 2*
2: *dies*
by BootyEater88 November 18, 2020

DA BEST GAWK GAWK YOU WILL EVER RECEIVE IN A LIFETIME, YOU WONT BE ABLE TO WALK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFETIME AFTER THIS AND YOUR SOUL WILL BE SENT TO HEAVEN IF DONE CORRECTLY
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William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child
William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child
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Person: Wow! I'm 7 feet tall now!
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Person: Wow. I die at 120 years old
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Person: Wow. I die at 120 years old
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