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steezemaster 3000

a skateboard. more specifically, another person's skateboard that you carry around if you don't have one of your own and can't skateboard. when carried around, it gives the appearance that you are a skateboarder.
Hector let me carry around his steezemaster 3000 so I could look kool and make everyone think I knew how to ride it.
by alice malice January 1, 2009
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GLUG GLUG GLIZZY 3000

"guess what I caught ___ doing?"
"What?"
"I saw ___ giving our gym teacher a GLUG GLUG GLIZZY 3000!"
"Oh wow."
by fuck-me-grande November 8, 2020
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Gawk gawk 3000

A: “if you dont let me syd im gonna kms
B: “ok fine🙄”
A: “gawk gawk gawk gawjk”
B: “Gawk gawk 3000”
by ndksnsksmsks February 19, 2023
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Hallerizer Deluxe 3000

Halerizer Deluxe 3000 is a combination sex maneuver where the man drops a Cleveland Steamer on the women's breasts. The poop allows for an easy titty fuck. After he finishes on her chin, causing a white streak to resemble the facial hair style of a flavour savor, he takes his dirty penis and applies a Dirty Sanchez using it as if it were a paint brush or pencil. She then proceeds to lick her breasts clean of all fecal matter. Once finish she will appear to have a brown mustache and a white flavour savor from her mouth to her chin.
Dane performed a Hallerizer Deluxe 3000 on his girlfriend Ally. Needless to say she became sick the next day from consuming human feces.
by Clysidious McMurphy December 15, 2008
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goblin_child_3000

the best tiktoker that ever exists :0 <3
"have u heard of goblin_child_3000?" yes omg they're the best!!"
by sweetnihachu September 17, 2021
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Greed 3000

This name has many defintions and traits. A person named Greed 300 is often to be reffered as:

Root of ALL evil
Idestructible
Creative
Talented
A dark presence
Evil
A force if nature
Seductive
Relentless

Despite the names above they still do not do justice to the power of a Greed 3000. A person with this name is often to secretly or publicly make goals to gain not only more than everybody else around them but more of everything as a whole. Some people with this name are not just greedy with material things but may be more greedy to intelligence, skills, and talents since it is their nature to want everyhting.

2) A greed 3000 is often to make it through difficult tasks making them seem like they can bend the rules of reality to get the job done. A greed 3000 is often feared & NOT to be fucked with or make any attempt to steal their belongings such as food as taking anything from them is considerd foolish.

3) Though this person is feard and they have a knowledge of everything the can be very passionate lovers or perform very well in bed far beyond than of a noraml person. If you ever meet a Greed300 keep them as a friend for life as they are very resourceful, loyal, relaxing, & generous person, very useful to have in your group. But be warned as this person can infect others to do their biding and be greedy or have greedy traits.
My friend Greed 3000 always wants more.

You have her number too?? Wow your Greed 3000.

Greed 3000 you are never satisfied

NEVER fight a Greed 3000! They are VERY dangerous.
by Shiggy Shad April 16, 2010
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Gawk Gawk 3000

A telescopic rotation suction Male Masturbator - Gawk Gawk 3000 Sex Toy
where to buy a Gawk Gawk 3000 Sex Toy
store.bubblefunny.com/gawk-gawk-3000/
by bbfactory August 1, 2022
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