The Oasis 

This is a sexual move involving 2 women and a man. The man fucks the girl in the ass and right as he is about to cum, pulls out. He then busts on the small of the girls back. Then, the other girl takes a body shot of his jizz right off her back. We call this the Oasis because there is a small pool of liquid in the vast desert of the back.

I know he gave her the shocker, but did he do the Oasis???

The Oasis by Buc__Nasty November 16, 2009

THE Ohio State University 

The University of Florida's Bitches

Gator: Hey bitch, get me a HotDog.
Buckeye: What ..aww.. c'mon man..
Gator: Now Bitch! Don't make me chomp THE OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY'S ass AGAIN!(does the chomp with arms
Buckeye: ... ...you want relish?

THE Ohio State University by The Cheetah Dude April 10, 2007

Phantom of the Opera 

The act of blowing your manly load upon approximately one half of your partner's face in such a way that they appear to be wearing a Phantom of the Opera mask.

Brad thought it would be classy if he gave the chick he brought home that night the old Phantom of the Opera, so just before he blew his wad he covered half of her face with a blanket. She was duly impressed at his ingenuity.

Phantom of the Opera by Brosideon, King of the Brocean September 12, 2011

The Old 1-2 

sex act where you eat the girls pussy, then fuck her in the ass. Also known as the Lick & Stick.

I'd sure like to do the old 1-2 on Paula every week.

The Old 1-2 by bread infection January 2, 2006

chuck norris:the only definition 

chuck norris is a texanic goatfucking foreskinamputated bigoted bruce lee imitator and wanna be ninja, he kills people with his cock and scares animals with his pubic hair, his fav food is bear shit and he likes fish sperm to drink, some people think he is idiot but he is only a hilly billy idiot with a fake gun so he can pretend to be a ranger, while rangering he fucks cows and rapes pigs,he was married to 60 chimps in his life and bigfoots r his offspring, he built little boy bomb with 12 kt and after all ppl died in hiroshima he ate them all and became godzilla and started to kill people by raping them, he now is is an allah that is worshipped by arabs and he invented pig languages like arabic

chuck norris was killed on 25th of dec 2012 by obama bin laden

loser: chuck norris can suck my cock
chuck norris: kills him
loser 2:he killed loser 1!
chuck norris:the only definition is my dick bitches

chuck norris:the only definition by chuck norris is a pussy May 19, 2010

Optomistic ( The Optomistic ) 

a moron that doesn't live in the real world and likes to pretend that bad things can never happen to them and like to look down realistic ones

"oh man that's one gay optism over there"

Optomistic ( The Optomistic ) by thedude July 13, 2004

the origami giraffe 

The sexual position of which the woman throws her legs back over her head while laying on her stomach. The male performs normal vaginal intercourse, thus making the girl orgasm greatly, her moans making her stretch her neck in pleasure, resembling a giraffe.

1. "So dude, did you bang her hardcore or what?'
"Yeah man, we did a bunch of new positions. Such as the origami giraffe. It was crazy, dude. You should totally try it!"
"Thanks for the tip,I'll go try it out now!"

2. "Yo son,you do dat origami giraffe last night that shit was kick'n dawg.
"Yeah that bitch was moanin like a chicken,yeaahh boiii"

the origami giraffe by Bobbith Rizzle October 28, 2007