mildly retarded 

(Adj.) The nicest way to still call someone completely and utterly retarded.

That girl who ran into that telephone pole seems mildly retarded.

mildly retarded by Shitspopper October 6, 2008

Retarded hot 

When you see a girl that has looks way above par. You stop and you're mouth hangs open in a gaping fashion. Causing you to look slightly retarded.

Someones Sister: My boobs bounce!!!

Clint: *drooling* They, Uh, Sure do..

Retarded hot by iwannabeanalcoholic April 1, 2005

Retardicle 

Anyone who is not Smarticle

Some one Stupid, Ignorant or Annoying you would call them retardicle

Retardicle by Mrs.Jakcson November 6, 2007

retardophile

One who finds themselves attracted to mentally challenged individuals.

"Dude, I know Christy's retarded but I find her blonde hair and snotty nose hot! I gotta get me some of that!! She's special!!!

So what if I'm a retardophile."

retardophile by Panties Stang March 21, 2010

retarded jack 

Someone who is completely retarded when sexually active but usually a stinky ass turd and needs to get friends.

Jack was really a retarded jack when he tried to do the sixty-nine position with Desere, the fat stinky hoe of the town.

retarded jack by Chink Ming November 22, 2013

Retardium 

The material of stupid, it is highly toxic and exposure should be minimal.

I listened to the Republic Debate last night and i got a Retardium overdose.

Retardium by Rallehop March 21, 2016

retardicus maximus

The largest retard in the world ever. ryan sucks

Hi Retardicus Maximus
Hey, look over there, its Retardicus Maximus

retardicus maximus by FuckStain101 May 13, 2018