meat crayon

1) A term used to describe a man's penis.

2) A term used to describe the use of the penis after ejaculation.

1) She reached into my pants and pulled out my meat crayon.

2) I used my meat crayon to draw all over her face after I came.

meat crayon by NotoriousGIB January 4, 2008

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meat head

Term given to american muscle car owners who believe that their car is something special when they race and beat a car that comes with 1/3 the horsepower. The american car is often primer and has huge meaty tires on the rear (hence the term) and pizza cutters in the front. Not made for turning, the meat head car is fast in a straight line and on motorways without turns. The meat head car also sounds like an amtrak train or a tug boat.

Mullet-sporting-redneck: Check it out Joebob, I just smoked that ricer in my hemi-cuda.
Import driver: Wow....what a meat head.

meat head by 572 November 9, 2007

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Meat Eater's Surprise

It is when somebody chops off one's dick, shoves it up his ass, has somebody pee on it and then cut themself and bleed on it. Then he must start licking it.

You don't want to see what a Meat Eater's surprise is.

Meat Eater's Surprise by OYE COMO VA2 April 1, 2009

meat shoes

when working in a fast food restaurant such as TACO BEL and the burger that falls to the floor gets stuck in the bottoms of your shoes.

the meat stuck to the bottoms of the shoes of a fast food employee such as at Taco Bel

One thing i hate about working there is comming home with meat shoes.

dayum is that smell commin from those meat shoes?

meat shoes by fleebaggins December 3, 2007