Soggy biscuit

When a group of (most of the time straight) guys get together and sit in a circle. They place a biscuit, cracker or anything that can be eaten in the middle. They then all sit and jerk off onto the biscuit. The last one to jerk off must eat the biscuit.
Soggy biscuit
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by poopydoopydoo May 22, 2022
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Soggy Biscuits

A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto a digestive biscuit.whoever shoots his load first onto the biscuit is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats the biscuit
Oh man, what a night! we played soggy biscuits again, Harry storey came straightaway and Daniel Oxley had to eat the cookie whilst Harrison Granger watched
by james clarke May 15, 2023
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Personal biscuit

Would you like your personal biscuit buttered?
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biscuits & shit day

Just like the total worse. Chain of horrible events whether work or personal that defines the day as unbearable.
I got wrote up today at work. It was a total biscuits & shit day.
by COOKIE918 July 30, 2017
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potty biscuits

Very lumpy shit that goes into the toilet.
The other day I let loose the largest potty biscuits into the toilet.
by Bubblehiney November 17, 2016
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queen biscuit

A sexy, pretty, cute, woman/ girl. She is single, with no job, no kids, BUT she can cook her ass off. JK that bitch cant cook for shit.
by queen biscuit December 04, 2018
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Pity Biscuit

When your wife or girlfriend has sex with you, even when not in the mood, in an attempt to make you feel better.
"He had a rough week so I threw him a little Pity Biscuit to lift his spirits."
by AB1991 February 20, 2022
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