ass clown - with narcissistic features: Someone in a leadership role who can barely keep a grip on normal behavior. This individual, while seemingly capable on the outside, is constantly battling the need to control and feel superior to her subordinates in the workplace; One who needs a great deal of reparative therapy and/or medication.

I don't think I have ever had my conversations eaves dropped on by a more despicable ass clown. Employees are cautioned not do too well or get too much positive attention in this workplace or you will draw the negative attention of this crazy ass clown. How many unhappy and traumatized former employees can one organization produce?

ass clown by Traumatized April 22, 2008

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Ass Elbow

The terrible aching pain, usually in the elbow, that can result from giving someone a true Good Game.

Steve: I think i got Ass Elbow
Nolan: I need a doctor, really, if this hemorrhoid gets infected, I could die.

Ass Elbow by Dick McFeely February 24, 2005

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ass-mite

An annoying person, someone who follows you around, can be loud and arrogant or just plain ol' ignorant, can also be someone who kisses your ass constantly.

Lilly: Did you hear what that guy said to me?

Tina: Yeah, he's an ass-mite.

ass-mite by Courtney Fucking Jackson May 22, 2006

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ass curtains

Ass curtains refers to when an asshole is so worn out from over use as in anal penetration ass curtains develop like roast beef curtains for vaginas.

I backdoor bang my girlfriend so much she has flapping ass curtains.

ass curtains by Haywood J July 18, 2006

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