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Workwomanship 

Akin to "workmanship," yet more trivial, as it has been, claimed to be, yet to be, or could never actually be accomplished by a woman. This includes all fields of independent fabrications, thus encompassing the fields of art, architecture, business models, construction (small and large scale), cooking, design, parenting, planning, etc.
Her class is only matched by her workwomanship.
Workwomanship by Paddy F October 1, 2010
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Workaspora

(n) - a social network consisting of the diaspora of former coworkers who scatter when a formerly-functional workplace detonates and everyone runs for the exits or loses employment. The post-detonation value of a workaspora to any particular member is directly proportional to the quality of the workforce assembled by the formerly-functional workplace prior to the detonation.
Example (1): She shouldn't have any trouble finding a job. The workaspora from her company is now spread out over every profitable firm in her industry.

Example(2): The reason that the workaspora from her company is so tight is that they had all loved working together before the merger and the shared suffering of the acquisition forced them to watch each other's backs until each person could get over the wall.
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What self-employed people do on Saturday and Sunday
Duncan: 'Want to go golfing this weekend?'
Krys: 'I can't, sorry, it's a regular workend for me.'

Workplace Munchausen Syndrome

Disorder in the workplace where the person who does the least (if any) amount of work does the most complaining about "how busy" or "how crazy" the office is in order to garner sympathy from customers. The irony is that the person displaying Workplace Munchausen Syndrome looks like a fool to most of the people they whine to, since they are standing around whining while the workplace grinds on behind them, thus proving that they are irrelevant to the work being performed and/or the biggest slacker in the workplace.
Tami continuously complained about "how crazy" the workplace had been for the last six weeks, despite the fact that her inbox was full, her outbox was empty, and the customer she was complaining to was there to complain that she hadn't processed his check. She clearly has Workplace Munchausen Syndrome.
"I'm jamming with my workies"
Workies by Cat3di January 3, 2014

No-worker;

a person that YOU work next to; one that does no work and gets paid with no blame

one that comes to work with no shame and does nothing

an employee that does some work but mainly surfs the internet

[lazy}; Criss Angel;
My "No-worker;" is here today an I am behind in my work as usual.

Look at that no-worker, he just dressed for work.
No-worker; by CorporateAmerica October 23, 2008

Daddy Workpants 

Terminonlogy that symbolizes the head guy or head boss.
that guy over there is in charge, he has the daddy workpants.
Daddy Workpants by Mikeo2345 April 10, 2009