waffle crisp

some bomb ass cereal you could have found in 2011

ayo man grab me that waffle crisp

by icausemassiveCHaos March 31, 2022

Waffle Whack

A fictional restaurant chain that exists in the Cyber-Avian Extravaganza.

" I am going to the nearest Waffle Whack to get me some fucking TOAST."

by JustAKidOnAChromebook April 13, 2022

Blue waffles

How males troll their friends

Guy 1: Hey bro search up blue waffles you will be amazed
Guy 2: alright
5 seconds later
Guy 2:bitch what the fuck

by timerline April 14, 2022

waffles

A longtime weed dealer from Connecticut, real good dude, will give you the shirt off his back.

Yo y'all cop some of that new herb waffles got, yeah man I went over his house last week and he had me smoke DMT

by Oblock Sanchez April 19, 2022

Waffle

A creature who is dumb but has a void inside of it. Older than time itself. Troll

The Waffle was older than the world.

by pato_ April 19, 2022

Waffle

An identification, like pan (pancake) but instead waffle. If you identify as a waffle it can mean what ever you want and you can like whoever you want and be whoever you want as long as you don’t harm others or make other

uncomfortable.

Me: I identify as a Waffle
Person: cool...... what does that mean

by Amelia turtle December 4, 2020

waffle squish

(verb) the process of using your foot to loosen deficated matter released in the shower while douching your colon in preparation for anal intercourse so that the expelled fecal matter can be washed away and go down the shower drain without clogging it.

Make sure you waffle squish your shit and don't leave any in my shower for me to clean up.

by re77815 December 5, 2020