my moms dead

A response to the phrase "your mom", where the user is trying to make the "jokester" feel badly.
The jokester either apologizes or comes back with something witty.

Person 1: hey yo! Who's the man?!
"Jokester": your mom!
Person 1: dude, my moms dead okay...
"Jokester": oh my god, look I'm sorry, I didn't know...
Person 1: haha, look who just got pwned.

Person 1: You're gay.
"Jokester": your mom's gay!
Person 1: ... my mom's dead...
"Jokester": yea, I know... she's the reason I'm necro...

by Brttny Frrr July 24, 2008

beat a dead horse

The act of pushing onward when a decision has already been made and will not change.

Tod: I think we should eat tacos every night.
Tim: I think you should shut up because tacos every night is the worst idea ever.
Tod: Tacos. Every. Night.
Sam: Dude, no.

Tod: WE NEED TO EAT TACOS EVERY FRIGGIN' NIGHT, MAN!
Tim: *sigh*
Sam: Way to beat a dead horse...

by Noodle8 October 29, 2011

Dead Rose

An African-American who likes to wear bright red clothing.

Lateesha went to Macy's and came back looking like a Dead Rose

by Xanaty February 5, 2005

Duval St. Dead

A term for the condition of the alcoholic population of Key West after a wild night, typically found asleep on the sidewalks of Duval St. or on the docks near Mallory Square.

"Man, I drove in to Key West this morning and I could've sworn I saw a dead guy on the side of the road."

"Nah, he wasn't dead, he was just Duval St. Dead."

by AdmiralSpiffy August 8, 2009

Dead Dad Coupon

A term used to excuse inappropriate behavior that would otherwise be punished or to receive goods or services for free following the death of one's mother or father.

"You can't go outside and smoke up instead of helping with the cleaning."
"Lay off him, dude. He's using his dead dad coupon."

"Hey, Jim, could you please pay for my dinner bill for me."
"Yeah, Jim, you almost have to. He's redeeming his dead dad coupon."

by xteri December 28, 2009

Raping a dead horse

The extreme attempt to carry one something that is already resolved or no one cares about. The extreme case up the idiom, "beating a dead horse".

The cocky douche bag was beating a dead horse by rubbing his victory on the loser. However, he preceeded to raping a dead horse by talking trash to the loser for the next 20 years.

by whowantsrice February 8, 2010

maki die dead

Total knock out; unconscious; asleep; crashed.

I was so tired after a long day of surfing that I came home and I was maki die dead.

by Kauai Boy April 16, 2009