Assisted Suicide 

Code phrase for a murder that was staged to look like a suicide.

Person 1:
How did the victim die?

Person 2:
Likely assisted suicide. It was set up to look like the person shot themselves in the left temple, however they are right handed.

Assisted Suicide by JacoPirate February 14, 2010

suicide 

Linking someone you know in real life, who is stronger than you, to goatse

One of the governator's aides committed suicide today.

suicide by LoneGamer November 19, 2003

Suicide 

Suicide: A permanent solution to a temporary problem.

Suicide is an alternative to dealing with all those little problems life throws your way.

Suicide by Strike Commander Lolz September 30, 2008

suicide 

A permanent solution to a temporary problem.

Joe committed suicide because he was in jail, even though he had an appeal coming up the next week.

suicide by Delly Welly September 14, 2008

suicide bomber 

when you pull out just before cumming, then spit on her back. after she calms down you shuv your dick back in her just in time to "BLOW" your load, and watch as both your lives come to an end

i gave her a suicide bomber cuz i thaught it would be funny......shes pregnant.

suicide bomber by man him self August 26, 2008

suitemate

female roommate in college.

suitemate by Anonymous October 2, 2003

Suicide Jerk 

A suicide jerk is when you call your parents and ask them to come to your room and you try to finish jerking off before they walk in.

Sorry I can’t come over tonight my parents grounded me because I failed a suicide jerk.

Suicide Jerk by Loudnclear3510 June 1, 2019