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pre-shower project-ponder

Refers to da interval of careful consideration dat you invest prior to jumpin' into da tub --- to save time, water, and electricity, you simply pause a moment first and ask yourself if their are any hot/messy tasks dat you will soon need to complete, and then see if you can reasonably tackle said disagreeable jobs while you're all "gross 'n' greasy" anyway, so dat you can then just partake of one good hot sudsy scrub-a-dub instead of having to tediously/wastefully endure two baths within a fairly short period.
After a long hot day of collecting returnables, I performed a brief pre-shower project-ponder and realized I needed to take out the garbage, so I performed that yucky task while my water-heater was warming up.
by QuacksO August 1, 2019
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Wipe, Baby Wipe, Shower

The approved method to rid your bunghole of democrat (shit).
You must wipe, baby wipe, shower to properly clean your ass post defecation.
by Rev Sharpton October 12, 2025
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chateau shower

when you stay in the chateau in France and do a shit in the public showers.
haynes you wouldn't believe it i caught sam last night doing a chateau shower
by butt chug chad September 17, 2020
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Shower Slushy

When men rub one out while in the shower, they make a "Shower Slushy".
Man, leave that fool be, he in there making a Shower Slushy!
by SLorentz611 January 29, 2021
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Slut Shower

A shower one takes with attentions of getting dicked down and destroyed.
"I'm going to see my man tomorrow, I need to take a slut shower in preparation."
by Ani Vanto January 24, 2024
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Shower Sting

The act of cutting yourself in the shower or showering after you cut yourself and letting the hot water sting on your skin
“I use a Shower Sting to snap myself back into reality
by xMILOx22 June 7, 2025
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gothic shower

Apparently a thing that just appears on Urban Dictionary.
What does it mean? Does it involve getting high? Is it something ironic? Is it just for goth poseurs? You will never know.
Deathfuckingmetal: Go take a gothic shower, bitch.
7568ino: A what?
by 7568ino November 15, 2023
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