happy slap 

Proof that the the human race has reached the peak of evolution and is now going back to it's roots through rapid de-evolution. For further evidence, see Chavs, Pikeys, Gyppos etc. They are the scum of the earth, the downpoint of life itself, a different species, even.

Why's he pointing his phone at u....OW!!!

happy slap by To you, limey. To everyone else in the world, normal. April 27, 2005

fanny slap 

When you physically slap someones fanny, as a punishment for a bad blow-job.

girl, that blowjob was sooooo shit your gonna get a right fanny slapping!

fanny slap by cardiffsmiler August 11, 2006

Beer Slap 

The act of pouring a small (you dont wanna waste) quantity of beer into the palm of your hand and then slapping someone. The beer makes a good sound and also leaves the person with a beer smell on them all night.

After he insulted me I gave him a beer slap.

Beer Slap by Stuart Fleming June 11, 2006

Caveman Slap 

The act of shitting in the pocket your hand. Followed by you slapping the face of your partner making it look like they've been slapped by a cave man with filthy hands.

"Tilly was extremely upset about the Caveman Slap she had recieved hours earlier because it still smelt horrid."

"Cletus suffered severe cramps from laughing so hard after he slapped Tilly in the face with a handfull of shit, caveman slap style."

Caveman Slap by Dal-Dal October 11, 2006

purse slap 

A slap with a purse, derived from pimp- and bitch-slaps. Usually performed by bitches, preps and breezahs (dutch preps)in bitch fit, but more and more guys are starting to wear small purses with long straps, making it good for swinging at people.
Usually performed by holding the purse back, then swinging it with full speed for optimal result. Hitting with the big side is easier, but the small side can inflict more damage. So try whatever suits you best next time you got a purse and feel like slapping someone.

Yo, those ho's with a bitch fit are havin' a catfight! They're purse slapping each other to death!

purse slap by Sandrino December 24, 2008

nobby slap 

a powerful slap to the back of the head by nobby.

you just got nobby slapped

nobby slap by overdrive123321 April 5, 2008

Fat-slap 

The act of offering one's seat on public transport (most commonly the Subway) to a lady who appears to be pregnant but who is, as it turns out, just a bit fat.

John: Excuse me ma'am I see you are with child may I offer you my seat?

Natasha: What, bitch? Are you fat-slapping me!? I'm gonna beat yo' sorry ass!

John: Fuck off.

Fat-slap by J-Sox August 2, 2009