Pastoria

A Pastoria is someone with a giant dick it’s so big it could wrap around the whole world

Man I wish my dick was pastoria

by Stopdickridingme November 20, 2023

Pasta and lobster

Used to express your love, appreciation, and attraction for good white men.

“I love pasta and lobster” “Where is my pasta and lobster” “She got her pasta and lobster” “Pasta and lobster…sprinkle sprinkle”

by BubbleGumGirl_ December 10, 2023

Pasta Eater

It is the art to eat pasta in the most elegant way possible

Mamma mia me a Pasta Eater.

by pasta eater_ February 28, 2024

Pasta fucker

Someone that like to have sexual relations with one or more kind of pasta until orgasm. Usually the more sauce the better the experience.

I heard Ricky is sexually attracted to stuffed shells. He’s such a pasta fucker

by Cryingatthrorgy March 14, 2024

pasta cup

When someone spreads the anus of another person, whilst shitting through a strainer into the other persons agape anus.

"Did you see Rob give Aaron a Pasta Cup last week? That was fucked up"

by WhiteHunterSmo March 21, 2024

Pastheimers

The condition from which a demographic or a single party who chooses to stay locked in history. The condition leads to a sense of entitlement or victimization. Forgiveness is the cure let it go. It is a hypersensitivity and focus to situations that cannot be changed.

Pastheimers has ruined a generation of Americans., You are not defined by the actions or mistreatment of our ancestors.Sally was so consumed by Pastheimers that she was soon unable to talk about her own experiences.

by anonymous March 28, 2024

Pastry Box

After clogging a toilet with shit and toilet paper, you shut the lid and leave without plunging it.

Chad didn't have a plunger in his bathroom, so I left him a pastry box.

by Cumtown April 9, 2024