12 year old

someone who constantly uses internet abbreviations in daily conversation

12 year old: "SMH ROFL LAFBO."
Normal person: "She's such a 12 year old."

by qwertyujkl December 15, 2010

RUSTY OLD HO

An Old Usless Woman; Mouthy,Bitchy.

Fuck You You Rusty Old Ho

by REBELHAWK June 7, 2007

a load of old bollocks

a quick dismissal, used by people from yorkshire.

Don't listen to what he says about my farm, it's a load of old bollocks. OOO-AAAR

by Gumba Gumba September 21, 2004

Dusty Old Bones

A square white guy who will take the abuse of a 8 year old bully. He would rather steal a kids bike as a lesson rather then physically assaulting him.

That Dusty Old Bones Burns down the block stole little Jimmy's 10 speed for riding on his lawn right from under him!

by GeorgiePatton July 23, 2012

Same Old Madness

In the morning, reading the paper
Read the front page to the back page
Welcome to the nuclear age
No more time for vicious outrage

Same old madness same old madness
Same old madness same old madness

Riots in London, riots in Ireland
Riots in Tokyo, riots in Thailand
Riots right here in our homeland
Reagan sits behind while sneering
Soviets are domineering
Third world states need engineering
No more time for loving and caring

Same old madness same old madness
Same old madness same old madness

In the evening, reading the paper
Read the front page through the back page
Welcome to the modern age
It's the very latest craze

Same old madness same old madness
Same old madness same old madness
Same old madness same old madness
Same old madness same old madness

by Death Menace March 21, 2023

the old sugar packet

1. To take two fingers, and firmly shove it through your friends clothes buttocks, towards the anus.

Background: In the 1920's Clevand Area, Theodore Q. Adams III, sat on a sugar packet, while naked, the packet of sugar clung to his naked butt. Later on, people would actually try to shove a sugar packet into another man's anus. Eventually, the practice of shoving the sugar packet into the anus dissappeared, and "the old sugar packet" evolved into it's current form.

Pace gave Andy the old sugar packet.

by Baier June 4, 2004

old desi man

Most annoying type of human being. Mispronounces common English words after decades of living in America. Known for thinking they know everything that has to do with politics due to watching hours of CNN and their ability to quote Noam Chomsky out of context.

What is my uncle talking about?

I think he's talking about how all the terrorist attacks in Pakistan are coordinated by Israel.

Wow, what an old desi man.

by getoffmyplane June 6, 2010