Jazzy9000

Jazzy9000 is everywhere, he is a mindless god, some would say an agent of chaos, and if he can't find chaos; he will cause it.
his most notorious nonsensical chaos causing antics is to follow victims home and vibes in their attic or basement until they sleep, then proceeds to enter their house and eat all there shredded cheese from there fridge, after this he leaves his signature calling card; a jar of dolmio spaghetti sauce.

Yo, you just got jazzy9000'd

by Jazzy9K February 28, 2020

Jizz Shart

When you have just had anal sex, you go to fart but jizz comes out.

Oh no, I Jizz Sharted myself.

by ArieOlaa March 10, 2020

Jizzard

When you nut in the detection of a fan and sprays every

Yo dude I caused a jizzard

by Liam power April 22, 2020

Jizz kill

To ruin the fun aka kill the buzz or cock block

Dude your such a jizz kill

by otb customs May 8, 2020

jizz

a small amount of something.

I am going to put a jizz of mayo on my sandwich

by Yeetus da Feetus June 15, 2020

Jizz Mullet

Referring to a type of manscaping in which the balls are tightly trimmed but the butthole hair is long. Business on the balls and party on the butt.

When I went back to Ziggy’s house for some booty he bent over and showed me his jizz mullet.

by Silky mane July 2, 2020

Jizz mopper

Janitor type of guy who stands around with a mop and a bucket in the back of the adult bookstores listening intently for men who are orgasming in the private booths watching sex videos. As soon as he hears a few squirts he gets his mop ready and after the man exits the private booth he starts doing his job. That is, mopping up the jizz that’s hopefully contained to just on the floor and not on any of the walls.

I used to be a high-powered attorney. Now I’ve been reduced to being a jizz mopper in an adult bookstore.

by ererueru July 22, 2020