A distraction. Something to focus on other than watching a clock. Derived from people incarcerated, usually describing a girl that stays in touch, puts money on their commissary, sends nudes with frequent letters.
by neverstop October 15, 2015
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by ling ling hoe November 20, 2019
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by Bigman18 May 25, 2010
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Get the jonesboro mug.Tends to have an IQ of -6. An alcoholic that loves bush lattes. Has a younger brother named Parker that only knows how to say the words fuck, fatass, and Nigger. Smells like egg water and can never keep his pants up. Addicted to juuling and will do anything to take a hit off someone’s juul. And a master electrician with a tiny hammer.
by dustymcbustalotofnuts69 November 14, 2018
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The form in which the human race evolved from. This brain has not formed into what our brains are now causing this sorry a$$ person to be slightly(UNDERSTATEMENT) backwards.
This person is also a double pink belt in origami(Thats folding paper into pretty little things if your are reading this Jonesy boy).He once got caught molestering animals outside Garibaldi's in Bury-by the police and i think is doing community service at a hand car wash place in Heywood.
So because this "person" hasnt yet evolved into the human race we are today, his looks take on the appearance of John Merrick(The Elephant Man).He is about 6'4 and has the brain capacity of a Goldfish.
This person,like's getting his b*tch ass mates involved cos he's scared of a lil 18 year old-in my words PATHETIC. I know he would get his zit welding ass tw@ted all over,but thats besides the point-he should grow a set of balls and stop running off and gettin his "lil home boys"(The Power Rangers).
If anyone would like to see this scientific marvel of the world go visit him at 02 down dumers lane in radcliffe-Just ask a memeber of staff for "the works idiot" and i am sure they will assist in showing you him.
The form in which the human race evolved from. This brain has not formed into what our brains are now causing this sorry a$$ person to be slightly(UNDERSTATEMENT) backwards.
This person is also a double pink belt in origami(Thats folding paper into pretty little things if your are reading this Jonesy boy).He once got caught molestering animals outside Garibaldi's in Bury-by the police and i think is doing community service at a hand car wash place in Heywood.
So because this "person" hasnt yet evolved into the human race we are today, his looks take on the appearance of John Merrick(The Elephant Man).He is about 6'4 and has the brain capacity of a Goldfish.
This person,like's getting his b*tch ass mates involved cos he's scared of a lil 18 year old-in my words PATHETIC. I know he would get his zit welding ass tw@ted all over,but thats besides the point-he should grow a set of balls and stop running off and gettin his "lil home boys"(The Power Rangers).
If anyone would like to see this scientific marvel of the world go visit him at 02 down dumers lane in radcliffe-Just ask a memeber of staff for "the works idiot" and i am sure they will assist in showing you him.
Guy1 and Guy2 are waiting outside garibaldi's unsupectingle when.....
Guy1-Whats that rustling behind that bush? You hear that?
Guy2-Yeah,what the fu(k's that?
(Guy1 and Guy2 go over to the bushes near garibaldi's to investigate)
Guy2- Yo that sh!t is sick,who the fu(k is that rearing that dog?
Guy1-Keith Laird?
Guy2-Nah thats Jonesy
Guy1-You mean the all mighty David jonesey boy has been caught with his kecks down getting intimate with a dog?
Guy1-Whats that rustling behind that bush? You hear that?
Guy2-Yeah,what the fu(k's that?
(Guy1 and Guy2 go over to the bushes near garibaldi's to investigate)
Guy2- Yo that sh!t is sick,who the fu(k is that rearing that dog?
Guy1-Keith Laird?
Guy2-Nah thats Jonesy
Guy1-You mean the all mighty David jonesey boy has been caught with his kecks down getting intimate with a dog?
Get the Jonesy mug."Sloppy joes" refer to the butt cheeks of a large woman. One butt cheek would be refered to as a "sloppy joe" since you are only talking about one cheek not both. "sloppy joes" are not the same thing as a donk the term is only used when talking about a heavy woman.
1: holy crap dude look at that chick
2: dude those are the biggest sloppy joes ever!
1: i think i have to go on a diet
2: why?
1: i think im starting to get sloppy joes
2: dude those are the biggest sloppy joes ever!
1: i think i have to go on a diet
2: why?
1: i think im starting to get sloppy joes
by von cake October 9, 2012
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