Drunk splat

When you get drunk and jerk off outside

Todd had a drunk splat last night

by Interfectorem lucem October 19, 2018

Drunk

When you drink to much you get drunk. You act retarded and don't remeber what happened.

Carl got drunk again.

by Crue boi June 11, 2018

Pumpkin Drunk

Being so intoxicated that you are willing to have sex with that "thicc"-looking pumpkin on the front page.

"Dude, you hooked up with Phoebe last night you gross f***."-Brad

"I don't want to hear anything. I was pumpkin drunk."-Chad

"Fair enough."-Brad

by H_Balls99 June 8, 2018

Drunk and crunk

When you get drunk and crazy

We are going to get drunk and crunk!

by Waterpopper July 4, 2025

drunk gauge

Put your thumb together with pinkies extended as far as you can when you are drunk and if a women's booty doesn't fit then don't take her home

My drunk gauge worked.

by Kuehlstein December 26, 2017

buzzed drunk high

Your fucked

Natasha vickers is fucked

She will die
She is buzzed Drunk high

by Laura halpin April 10, 2017

Drunk Pants

The morning after pants you find in a ball with or without puke on them from a night of heavy partying. Money, phone numbers and concert ticket stubs are often found in them.

(at hangover breakfast) - Me: You'll never guess what I found in my drunk pants. Friend: What? Me: That cute guys phone number on the back of my ticket stub. Friend: nice, drunk pants.

by Inverted Moon May 20, 2011