No dad joke 

When you set the stage for a dad joke but shut it down before the joke becomes a dad joke.

Me: I'm tired...
My dad: Hi tired, I'm--
Me: No dad joke!
My dad: Dammit.

No dad joke by Licensed_Nerd July 16, 2019

Moms Dad

Moms Dad rhymes with hoes mad, so we all should say it instead of moms dad.

"Dude have you heard hoes mad?"
"Nah nigga only moms dad"

Moms Dad by fortnitegamer143communism September 27, 2019

ur dad lesbian 

a response to someone saying "ur mom gay"

guy 1: "ur mom gay" guy 2: "ur dad lesbian

ur dad lesbian by Upgrades, people, upgrades January 24, 2020

FT Dad/Mom 

FaceTime Dad or Mom is someone who isn’t a full time, part time, or seasonal parent. They only FaceTime their child whenever it’s best convenient to the parent.

“Damn! He really a ft dad.” Ft Dad/Mom
“I wish she wasn’t such a ft mom.” Ft Dad/Mom

FT Dad/Mom by MiddleChildJokes October 13, 2020

7 Grand-Dad

A rip-off japanese Super Mario game which uses assets from several other games and has the title 7 Grand Dad. Made populair by a youtuber in recent history after which it became a meme unknown by most {normie}s

OMG, IS THAT 7 Grand-Dad YOU GOT THERE?

7 Grand-Dad by guitesnuit December 7, 2016

jez's dad 

A Old Shit Who RKO'S Little Children And Has Alzheimer Who Is A Undertaker.

Jez's Dad Is A nonce.

jez's dad by DjUnknown911 December 14, 2017

Zero Hour Contract Dad 

In a similar context to the employment contract.
A zero hour contract dad is a father who is forced to adhere to limited hours with their child/children while in fear of being released from their "contract" basically having their child access stopped by a controlling mother.

"I just dont find it fair. Shes treating me like a zero hour contract dad. Giving me such short hours to see my kids and if I am unable to come to hours dropped on me at the last minute she stops my access"

Zero Hour Contract Dad by David newington April 13, 2020