hoagie crusher
hoagie crusher by KFED April 30, 2006
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crushT
crushT by gozer the gozarian December 14, 2004
National slap your crushes ass day
Person 1: hey you know what day it is?
Person 2: its December 13 why?
Person 1: its national slap your crushes ass day.
Person 2: oh ok (slaps ass)
Person 2: its December 13 why?
Person 1: its national slap your crushes ass day.
Person 2: oh ok (slaps ass)
National slap your crushes ass day by Oakpaw December 7, 2019
Crash Mat
Folded up toilet paper carefully placed in the bowl of the toilet in an attempt to reduce splashback. The effectiveness is dependant on the amount of sheets used and the size of the turd or turds. This is especially effective when used for a bout of the runs where splashback is inevitable.
Crash Mat by Crackattack October 13, 2007
crushed out
The feeling of having a crush on someone, only somewhat stronger. Somewhat akin to being sprung.
A person who is 'crushed out' will sit by the phone all day, stare at a person's picture, with puppy love thoughts of hugs and kisses.
A person who is 'crushed out' will sit by the phone all day, stare at a person's picture, with puppy love thoughts of hugs and kisses.
crushed out by Miyna April 20, 2006
gate crashing a cocktail party
When one unintentionally tags along or goes to an event that one may not be wanted at. One feels like the proverbial fifth wheel and like one is intruding and that one is not wanted. A very awkward situation.
Greg: I ended up going out to eat with Sarah's family last night.
Jeff: Really?
Greg: yeah, the problem it that it was a welcome home dinner for her sister.
Jeff: man, you totally gate crashed their cocktail party.
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Sarah: Greg gate crashed my family's cocktail party!
Georgette: bummer.
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Georgette: friends don't let friends go around gate crashing a cocktail party.
Jeff: ...awkward...
Jeff: Really?
Greg: yeah, the problem it that it was a welcome home dinner for her sister.
Jeff: man, you totally gate crashed their cocktail party.
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Sarah: Greg gate crashed my family's cocktail party!
Georgette: bummer.
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Georgette: friends don't let friends go around gate crashing a cocktail party.
Jeff: ...awkward...
gate crashing a cocktail party by Georgette July 20, 2008
crash
Hangover or other ill physical and psychological after effects as a result of a drug leaving your system and your body craving more. Specifically , this term refers to amphetamines, though it's often used to refer to other drugs as well.