open up a can

Popular shortened version of "open up a can of whoop-ass," a statement generally used as a threat, but can refer to a beating/act of domination that occurred in the past.

1. "If ya'll don't stop your bitchin' I'm gonna open up a can!"

2. "I'm finna open up a can on your stanky ass"

3. "The kids were so out of control I had to open up a can right in the middle of the 7-11!"

open up a can by naborsG January 14, 2006

All you can eat Negro

A term that Mavis Leonard uses to refer to the Catholic practice of "mackin' on Jesus".

see negro smorgasborad and brother buffet

Mackin' on my boy like a deli buffet...all you can eat Negro!

All you can eat Negro by Steagles June 11, 2006

Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu

Meaning that if you already have a girlfriend/lover, doesn't mean that you can't check out other girls.

Guy #1: Hey look at those chicks over there!
Guy #2: Buddy, I already have a girlfriend.
Guy #1: Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu.
Guy #2: I suppose you're right. *Gazes at girls for 5 minutes* Damn! This is like Baywatch!

Just because you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu by StKxTOXiCiTYx June 17, 2011

tuna can 

A penis that is wider than long.

The guy had such a tuna can he had to have an elephant step on his back to fuck.

tuna can by Copie Boy November 4, 2002

plot hole you can drive a truck through 

A plot hole of such immense proportions, that you could drive a proverbial eighteen wheeler through it.

"How did Harry go back in time and save himself, nothing would've happened, he would have lost his soul to the Dementors already, right? I don't get it."
"Magic."
"Really?"
"No. It's just a plot hole you can drive a truck through."

plot hole you can drive a truck through by Trek August 25, 2006

you can't shine shit

The subject of conversation, is in such dire condition that any attempt to fix it is futile. A variation of the expression you can't polish a turd.

delusional mayor: The Chamber of Commerce and I will revitalize downtown Hazleton.

honest person: You can't shine shit, Mr. Mayor!

you can't shine shit by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 1, 2010

fuck 'em if they can't take a joke 

My plan to hold nuclear weapons hostage for millions of dollars failed so I'm going to kill myself and a bunch of other people.

Sarcastic expression used before arming a nuclear weapon.

'em is the government

Used by John Travolta's character in the movie Broken Arrow when restarting the nuclear bomb after he realizes his plan has failed.

fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

fuck 'em if they can't take a joke by user name 007 May 16, 2010