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Breasticles 

A fat mans hairy man-boobs. Called breasticles as they resemble a large hairy nutsack hanging off of ones chest. These are most often found on the disgustingly obese chest of supervisors, low level politicians, anyone with a "big toys for big boys" or "Livin' large" bumper sticker. Also see Wehner and Jason Gosnell.
"Did you see the breasticles on that fat fucking lard ass? Holy shit he was eating an entire sheetcake while dipping it in pig lard!!"
Breasticles by Wehners Daddy September 24, 2005

Laxing beast

A guy or girl whos entire life revolves around lax aka Lacrosse. They have no life whatsoever, and everyone ends up disliking them because that is all they ever talk about. Lax Lacrosse Beast
My life is like blah blah blah LAX
Laxing beast by NewAgeInc. February 28, 2005

breasticle 

The act of ejaculating on the breast's of a woman and admiring as your semen slowly drips down the tip of the nipple; appearing to create an "icicle of semen".

Therefore, breasticle.
Tom- Dude, after Mary gave me the bomb beej, I plastered her chest and gave her a killer breasticle!
Adam- WORD! *high five*
breasticle by meetjoeswanson December 28, 2009

the hairy beast 

A girl whose body is covered in gross hair. Although she tries to shave it, she will always be known as the hairy beast. Gross.

mud hut beast 

a racist term for a black person referring to the fact there ancestors lived in mud huts in Africa
you fuck those mud hut beasts
mud hut beast by wakandankang January 7, 2021

small breasts 

She has small breasts, they were no bigger than infected mosquito bites....poor girl