anal retentive 

Person/persons who obviously have something up their butt, but (no punn intended) feel the need to take it out on everyone else who is undeserving. These people must have everything thing "just so" , in order and are consumed w/ detail. If things aren't going "their way", they will often resort to nagging, bitching, complaining and even delegating tasks/chores in order to have order/control.

Also associated w/ but not limited to control freak and meticulous

He/she is so anal retentive that they flip-a-bitch at the very sight of anything that is not "just so" and must organize immediately!

anal retentive by Anonymous November 20, 2003

anal ripcord 

The drawstring attached to a tampon inserted in the ass for the sexual pleasure of having one shit on another at the point of sexual climax. (The removal of the tampon causes the removal of whatever else is up there.) Pull the ripcord at go time and watch out. Common in Europe...so I've heard.

Jane pulled Dick's anal ripcord just as she was about to cum and that afternoon's turkey sandwich came spilling out all over the bed...it was the best sex either had ever had.

anal ripcord by andrewler January 25, 2005

anal thug 

Half the prison population from South Central. Doesn't take no for an answer. May also refer to gay gangsta rappers (see "verb - thuggabutt").

Ever since Bubba had priveleges taken away, he's become quite the anal thug.

anal thug by BubbaThug June 27, 2006

anal respiration 

When you get beat up so bad that you have to breath out of your asshole.

That kid looks really fucked up. He is probably using anal respiration right now.

anal respiration by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

Anal Afro 

A thick covering of curly black hair surrounding the anus.

Tom McCallum bent over, and his girlfriend exclaimed, "My goodness Tom, your butt is so hairy, I would suggest that you have an Anal Afro!"

Anal Afro by C-Eaton March 6, 2009

Anal Osama Bin Ladin

An Anal Osama Bin Ladin is a sexual activity where and man whose penis resembles Osama Bin Ladin's beard because of all of the pubic hair is inserted into the women's anal rectum and the hair tickles the vagina in a particular way to make the woman defecate on the man's penis so it now looks like Osama Bin Ladin's muddy beard when he was taken out of hiding.

"Bro I gave Jenny an amazing Anal Osama Bin Ladin and she liked it a lot."

Anal Osama Bin Ladin by codyflitballzandjakemoballz July 20, 2009

anal secretions 

when i man/woman gets railed up the ass and gets the giz in there ass then it gets crusty, later when person does some sort of activity or just goes up in temperature the cum oozes out of the ass

FAG, your having anal secretions

anal secretions by toto August 29, 2005