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vacation dick

Dick that you receive while on vacation that is normally larger than boyfriend dick and is a one time thing
She was finally able to get some vacation dick after a long day at the beach
by Piezog June 9, 2016
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Dick

by lexiissexy March 10, 2022
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less dick

when you're cirumsised and therefore have less dick than you would've had without a circumcision
"Yo vic, you got less dick than us."
by xD4k December 6, 2017
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ladder of dicks

To achieve career ambition, one often has to climb the corporate ladder, or the'ladder of dicks', wanking off every rung as you climb, tasting the pearls of success.
The phrase derives from the french 'La L'addere au phallu' and was widely referenced in french aristocratic circles during the period of the french revolution (1789-1799) when it was necessary to protect ones family by wanking off the guillotinere while climbing the scaffold to avoid certain excution.
Andreas: oh man today was so full on
Phil: how so?
Andreas: I had to submit all the shit today and buy the boss a beer

Phil: ahh I see, so your climbing the ladder of dicks I see, soon you'll have a pearly white corporate smile like the rest of them.
by 3Dolphins February 23, 2018
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dick

is great! helps to get ur family going! keep going idiots
by Pixelpoika October 5, 2020
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dick barf

by periodwithtrans February 6, 2023
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vacation dick

Large to the point of dangerous.

Leaves you sore but happy.
Got with a guy on holiday to Rome. He really slammed me with a brilliant vacation dick
by Lukeadams June 17, 2016
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