Athletes Dick

Catching a rash or a fungus from a woman who has a yeast infection. During sex, or having an itchy sack

Tony caught athletes dick from karen

by Houdini2 October 30, 2025

Dick Drunk

When a lady has been slammed hard with a big ole hog for long enough that her endorphins flood her blood stream and she feels blissfully drunk, sleepy, unsteady, and can't speak. *You do not need to reach climax to get dick drunk but you usually will once you get there.

Girl, he got me so dick drunk last night I couldn't move and I passed out in the puddle I made.

by Flimflamshimsham October 31, 2025

Mummy Dick

When you have an STD, and your penis leaks so bad that you have to wrap it up in toilet paper.

Rob BOB: Can you take me to the clinic I have a bad case of mummy dick.

by Onearmedcat November 1, 2025

A Trent Dick

You have a giant dick it is really big and can do some serious damage

I have a Trent dick and didn’t mean to hurt anyone

by Ťrent dick November 3, 2025

Dick destroying december

when u masturbate based on the date for example 4 times on the 4th of december

no way i can masturbate everyday during Dick destroying december

by basherr November 5, 2025

Dick Head Cheney

The VP under George W 'Dumbya' Bush who convinced his boss to launch a wasteful unnecessary war against Iraq to topple the dirtbag Saddam Hussein (who was not a problem to the US or its allies) in order to make a profit for the business Haliburton that he owned. Cheney never was a veteran, he got 6 deferments but he LOVED war and gleefully endorsed and supported torture and rape of war prisoners. That is a violation of the Uniform Code of Military Justice and UN treaties, but he didn't care. He giddily got his rocks off on all this, and as it is the Iraq war of 2003 - 2011 was ended under the Obama administration after over a million people died (both sides). Ancient Mesopotamian treasures were looted and sold on the black market or even destroyed. Saddam's capture and execution solved zero, Iraq descended into civil war and our forces were in even greater danger than before. After they came back from that war many of them were and are mentally and physically injured and disabled for life. Every 10 minutes a veteran attempts to take his/her life, Dick Head Cheney has blood on his hands and shit on his face.

1. When Congress has a 'tie' vote, the VP gives the vote for a bill - yay or nay. On one such issue Dick Head Cheney gave a 'yay' on a 50/50 issue then he sassed off to a certain Democrat Senator by telling him to 'Go fuck yourself'. Very uncouth and unbecoming a government official.

2. Because of his greed and lies the Middle East is in a very unstable FUBAR shape. Many of our soldiers came back sick and injured for life, and the public just brushes them off as crazy 'trash'. War became TV entertainment for the armchair general public during the 00's but they don't want to 'pay the piper' or even face the facts. Even worse because of the imbalance of power in the Middle East, out of the ashes of Iraq sprung up the vicious monster terrorist gang called ISIS. ISIS started a hideous genocidal war against Jews, Christians, Muslims, Bahais, Sikhs, Druse, Zoroastrians, anyone! Now we REALLY had a problem! Pres. Obama ordered a massive air war against these crazy genocidal motherfuckers and things have not the same in the area since.

3. If the US left Iraq alone the people would've rebelled and then we could've helped them like we did helping the Libyans deposing Moammar Gaddafy. But Dick Head Cheney LIED and wanted so bad to make a profit. Because of his lies and greed (and sadism), Iraq is AFU, the Middle East is AFU, many soldiers' lives are AFU and the US economy nearly tanked too. He loves torture so much, now he's getting it in Hell! Good riddance to rotten rubbish.

by anonymous November 6, 2025

Glow Stick Dick

When a man frustrates you so much you want to snap them in half and shake them!

You are being such a glow stick dick right now, I recommend you step away.

by Mickeybuny November 7, 2025