During a paintball game, you are surrounded by the enemy and you run out of paint. This is the point when you realize that you are Shit Bitch'd.
by Jane Dover November 4, 2008
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Guy1: Ughh, dude, whats that smell??
Guy2: Oh, thats my shit claw, I just came back from visiting my cousin's mansion.
Guy1: oh, thats understandable, but dude, that shit smells.
Guy2: Oh, thats my shit claw, I just came back from visiting my cousin's mansion.
Guy1: oh, thats understandable, but dude, that shit smells.
by Mr.DLC February 22, 2010
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Noun(1);A martini made with shit instead of Vodka. Made popular by the skanks in the 'two girls one cup' video.
Noun(2);being forced to admit failure despite trying your best is known as having to 'drink a shit martini'.
Noun(2);being forced to admit failure despite trying your best is known as having to 'drink a shit martini'.
(1)Lesbian A:That 'two girls one cup' video was so fucking hot. Let's mix us up a nice shit martini.
Lesbian B:I likee, I likee
(2)Man A:I really tried all year to get that promotion, I even let the boss skull fuck me, but I still didn't get it.
Man:Yeah well, enjoy your shit martini you fucking furfag!
Lesbian B:I likee, I likee
(2)Man A:I really tried all year to get that promotion, I even let the boss skull fuck me, but I still didn't get it.
Man:Yeah well, enjoy your shit martini you fucking furfag!
by Kronen V May 7, 2010
Get the shit martini mug.Shit Claymore is when a pet or person set a trap for a human by Shitting in a common entrance for said person. Often used for revenge
Zack: "so yesterday i walked in my house and my dog Little Man had shit infront of the door"
John: "Ah the old Shit Claymore trick you must have forgotten to feed him"
John: "Ah the old Shit Claymore trick you must have forgotten to feed him"
by liljohn433 August 16, 2010
Get the Shit Claymore mug.A process by which staff receives the responsibility for problems made by and passed down from inept upper management. This occurrence typically results in staff handling angry phones calls regarding problems that they generally know nothing about but must attempt to correct. Their professional reputation might also be affected by this unfortunate process.
"My administrator messed up this project and now I'm gonna get all these angry phone calls. They're gonna think I'm responsible for it too. What a fuckin' shit trickle...".
by Disgruntled State Employee September 28, 2010
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Dude, after that third four loko last night you were shit-hammered!
So thats why i threw up this morning.
So thats why i threw up this morning.
by roachmotel145 November 22, 2010
Get the shit-hammered mug.A poor, suboptimal office. According to the short film, "The House that Drips Blood on Alex", a shit office does not exist.
by aren55555 December 2, 2010
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