Fat Bat

Pertaining to a person of high quality, fatness and laziness when under the stimulation of marijuana. Typically found living with one parent and can only smoke dutch’s as they are too weak for bong rips.

Mom: Jake has been smoking all day, how come?
Jack: He’s being a Fat Bat, don’t worry mom he’ll be fine

by HolyChonger December 4, 2017

fat chicked

Stood up, bailed out, avoided at all cost

That woman fat chicked you last at the bar....

by Micka C October 16, 2017

Fat Vac

The Fat Vac is the slang term for the machine used to perform liposuction. Fat Vac is the abbreviation of Fat Vacuum. It has the same meaning as Vacuumed

This term was popularized by the TV show Scrubs when Jordan shouts out "Fire up the fat vac!" referring to Liposuction.

Jordan: Fire up the fat vac! Mama Needs some Lipo.

Or

Sophie: Wheres Carla?

Lindsay: The Lipette's back at the fat vac

by Heff Heff Heff January 9, 2012

Fat Tim

The Fattest guy in the shop with the smallest pecker

Did you see Fat Tim this morning. Must suck to be so pitiful

by FatTimnemesis February 18, 2019

fat tom

fart

One day in the grocery store I let out a grown up fat tom and everyone ran away.

by pattyboyyy October 12, 2011

fat track

Begins earlier in the day when one or a multitude of people have gone to a restaurant and then a place for desert. Then later that day the same people or person decide to go back and do the same places to eat but in reverse order. Also can be used in reference to a buffet.

Pizza Hut and Tcby were so good earlier today. Let's "fat track" through them again.

by Sevomira December 22, 2016

Fat Trick

Fucking three fat chicks all in the same night at separate times.

Bob: I got a hat trick last night
Tom: What are you talking about? Those chicks were whales, it was a fat trick.

by KD4747 January 9, 2009