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abercrombie & fitch 

Store with LOUD music where no self-respecting true prep would shop. Abercrombie is perfect for middle class state college students who THINK they're preppies, despite the fact that they aren't prep school grads, don't come from an "old family", and their family aren't wealthy. If your life's dream is to get an accounting degree from a second-tier public university and eventually moving to the suburbs after you marry some ex-sorority girl elementary education major, then Abercrombie is for you, you faux prep, you!
Did you see that SUV driving guy wearing head-to-toe Abercrombie & Fitch? Yeah, he had one too many at the sports bar and got a DUI. Thank God he's off the streets! And what kind of idiot goes to sports bars? Oh, that's right. The same kind who drives an SUV and shops at Abercrombie.
abercrombie & fitch by trueprep January 15, 2008
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abercrombie 

Abercrombie is a worthless brand for retards who can't afford Polo Ralph Lauren or Lacoste. Only stupid "jocks" and stupider blonds wear this shit. Cool people wear ralph lauren, lacoste, tommy hilfiger, or banana republic. This brand sucks, just like american eagle and hollister. Gayass pretentious retards who wear abercrombie and american eagle type brands can go eat shit out of their asses.
Person 1: I can't afford to buy a Lacoste t-shirt so i bought this abercrombie shirt
Person 2: Go drink your mom's period blood, douche bag
abercrombie by john smith1 December 28, 2005

Aberzombie 

see Aberdumbie
Ja: all the cool kids wear abercrombie!

Jb: how many times do i have to tell you to STFU you fucking Aberzombie?
Aberzombie by Jeri Shermaine December 17, 2008

abercrombie and fitch 

A clothing store for slutty girls and gay guys.
I saw that gay stripper walk into Abercrombie and Fitch.
abercrombie and fitch by ravensrule December 26, 2009

abercrombie beautiful people 

Tall, Gorgeous and know it, mostly air-heads who get paid 20 bucks an hour to wear super tight tops, and say, "yo wats up?" and then glare at you if you haven't bought more than five things, and spritz you in the eyes with gross men's colone if you haven't bought anything on your way out.

normal girl: hey, can you help me find my size in this?
beautiful person: haha! sure! oh, look at that! we don't have any left! XXL is out of stock! but you should buy this cami, it like totally goes with your eyes, and then buy a matching one for your boyfriend. And then howabout these leather leggings?
normal girl: well um...that looks nice? I didn't know I was XXL... usually
I'm an M. whatever... oh yeah sorry I only have 10 dollars...
beautiful person: *turning sinister* well...there's a wall mart down the street.
and if you really want to buy something, well then have this breathmint. it's on me. you kinda need it...
normal girl: umm yeah no thanks... bye...
beautiful person: Oh wait! try our new men's fragrance! *sprits gross mens colone in eyes*
normal girl: aaah my eyes! I'm blind!
beautiful person: *looking smug* oh, gosh I'm sorry!
beautiful person 2: *walks up to beautiful person 1* *whispering* what's going on?
beautiful person 1: she didn't buy anything :/
beautiful person 2: ooooh.
person 1: that beautiful person in abercrombie was totally giving me the hairy eyeball when I only bought 5 things!
Person 2: your lucky she didn't make you blind! it's actually not colone she has in that bottle, it's rat poison!
Person 1: seriously?
person 2: NO!

abercrombie beautiful people

Amberlynn 

Most beautiful girl you might every seen always will come back
The boy:I need a bae that’s loyal go to amberlynn
Amberlynn by Carnol April 5, 2018

ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH 

A totally awesome brand of cloths that dumb ppl like the ones above can't afford so they whine about how dumb it is
Poor person:omg look at her abercrombie shirt I wish i could afford it

Prep:look at that poor little persons shirt from the salvation army SHE PROBABLY WISHES she could afford it.