Pot Toast

A simple recipe I made up while quite stoned in my kitchen with little to cook with.

Items Needed:
Bread
Toaster
French Dressing
Butter
3 Cheese Blend Shredded Cheese
Oven/Microwave

Preperation:
(If using oven) Preheast oven to 375*
Take bread out of bread bag
Take other ingredients of of refrigerator
Place all items on table or counter

Directions:
Lightly toast bread on low setting or otherwise preferred toaster setting
Take toast out
Lightly or heavily spread butter on toast
Sprinkle cheese heavily on toast
Place toast in oven or microwave untill cheese is melted
Take out of oven
Drizzle dressing on finished product

Serve with salsa and chips or Cheetos

Hey Amanda, I made something up that sounds gross but tastes dank as hell. I call it 'Pot Toast'. Totally meta! Want some?

by KeepOnTruckinMaryJane March 22, 2011

Fire Toast

A fail (esp. a fail excuse)

Scotty made fire toast when he told the teacher his dog ate his homework.

by KcDaBombDiggity October 24, 2011

Monkey Toaster

a hairy male that is very hot as in heat so don't get the wrong idea you big perv.

My boyfriend is a monkey toaster he kept me warm all night long.

by penis love96 June 20, 2011

Banutter Toast

Beckman's Whole Wheat Sour Dough bread toasted until slightly brown but still soft. Smothered in butter and a few slices of banana.

Banutter = banana butter

"Bro, lets make some Banutter Toast"

"Yeeee sound bomb"

by stonermike420breh August 3, 2011

Brazilian Toaster

When sexual intercourse occurs in a stand up tanning bed.
Bonus points: Coitus in laying down tanning beds (yes while closed). EXTRA BONUS POINTS: Contracting AIDs from the sorry excuse of a human who is tanning with you.

Those oompa-lumpas from Jersey Shore were the originators of the BRAZILIAN TOASTER.

by slutface1 October 23, 2012

Spackered Toast

When someone with a mental retardation ie. a downy, is buttering your toast and dribbles a bit on the toast and spreads it in.

Jamail Damn Tyrone you did Spackered Toast again
Tyrone I didn't mean too dribbles a bit more

by Inkle little dinkle January 9, 2013

Burnt Toastian

A person who has experienced Burnt Toast (REALLY REALLY REALLY HIGH) and joined the rankings of the Burn Toastians

Guy1: DAYUM man I smoked soooo much of that beautiful kush I barely remember anything! all I know is I was passed out with a tube of toothpaste in hand and what looked like an attempt to make a castle out of tooth pics using the toothpaste as glue.... looked more like a whole blob of tooth paste and a fuck ton of tooth pics on the floor and ceiling of my bathroom....

Guy2: Ohhh shit mahn, you were Burnt Tost hahahah, welcome to the ranks of the Burnt Toastians haha!

by An OG Burnt toastian May 5, 2013