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Sloppy Munt Special 

To do a chick doggy style then squeeze her stomach so the faeces flow on to your cock. Then you empty them into a jar along with some urine. Then you fuck the bitch but cum into the jar. Shake the jar well so the concoction becomes a thick paste. Then travel down to the nearest cemetery and dig up a decomposing corpse. Spread the jar contents into all orifices then get a midget to jump up and down on the corpse while you eat all the black organ juices out of the ass. Meanwhile a dog is inserting its penis into your ass and its so good your cum shoots hard into the ground and the midget gets splashback while all the black juices dribble down your mouth.
Person 1: Why is John so happy today?
Person 2: He must have had a sloppy munt special last night.
Person 1: Fuck those are awesome!
Sloppy Munt Special by Alan1 November 8, 2008

Treetop Special 

Blowing smoke out while receiving a blowjob.
Ya man, she gave me a treetop special last night. It was great
Treetop Special by bob mcjamerson January 8, 2011

Manhattan Spaghetti Special 

After recieving a ride from a cabbie and paying the fare, the act of shooting the aforementioned cabbie in the back of the head with a silenced pistol. And taking the money.
Dude cabs are getting so damn expensive.

Why do you keep paying for cabs? Just do a Manhattan Spaghetti Special and its free.

Doesn't that get messy?

nope its fun shit.

Blue Plate Special 

Out-of-state drivers pulled over by the police. Frequently used by Buckeyes (people from Ohio) to describe people from Michigan. Ohio license plates have been on a white background for years, Michigan license plates have been white lettering on blue since 1979 (the fancy license plates are relatively new). Other possible combinations include New Jersey or Delaware in Pennsylvania or New York, I'm sure there are others.

Some states have more restrictive traffic laws than their neighbors, and the police seem to enjoy it.
Typical holiday weekends there will be Blue Plate Specials all along Route 2.

Philly Special 

A $4 drink order that includes a shot of house whiskey and a bottle of Pabst Blue Ribbon. It is tradition to down the shot and pound the beer immediately upon receiving the order. Although it is widely known, it can be difficult to locate an establishment that will honor the Philly Special.
Man "Hello barkeep! I'll have a Philly Special"
Barkeep "Sorry, we don't do that here."
Philly Special by Mike Ireland February 27, 2008

SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL 

Old school term used to describe a home-made concealable weapon (usually a runty firearm of some sort).
Go ahead pull out that SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL and give me an excuse to kill your stupid ass...