twack monster

A tweaker (usually female) that is acting aggressive verbally and physically, whose skin is all bloody or scabby from picking all night and day

Dang, that chick is such a twack monster!

Don't do meth, you'll turn into a twack monster!

by jqlnina December 10, 2014

Cockness Monster

A large serpent bearing resemblance to a penis, often depicted swimming. Commonly drawn in school related materials by more "creative" male classmates. First recorded sighting in a homework planner in 2013.

Student 1: "What the hell is that in my book? Does it have a scrotum for a tail?"
Student 2: "It's just a drawing of the Cockness Monster."

by Dr. River Song January 16, 2015

taint monster

when that taint is so nasty you can smell the monster lurking inside

Stacy hadn't bathed in so long I could smell her taint monster

by dirtybitannefrank November 4, 2013

Panty monster

Boyfriend who knows how to get you so wet, he ruins all your panties by leaving you so moist .

Ashley; I need to do a new load of laundry.
Jess: didn't you just wash?
Ashley: yeah, but my boyfriends such a panty monster, I have to do a load of just panties

Jess: ooh girl if he gets you that wet; i'd want me a panty monster

by sadgirl69 March 9, 2015

Monster Diet

When someone starts selling stuff too feed there drug habit. A minor monster diet may consist of selling ones own belongings but a real monster diet consists of selling not only ones own belongings but friends, families and any unfortunate fellow they can rob.

Ronnie: Yeah I can give you a 20-piece for that TV.
Charlie: This monster diet would starve me without you!.

by JacobTehBaws March 12, 2015

Monster Muddin

Similar to motor boating, Monster Muddin uses the butt cheeks instead of Breasts.

Dan was disturbed when he walked in to find Jason Monster Muddin his mom who was bent over the couch.

by BobbyShazamm May 9, 2015

bread monster

A bread monster, otherwise known as a person, usually female, that takes on large loaves of bread in one sitting. The bread monster is prone to issues associated with ingesting too much yeast, such as vaginal yeast infections. Be careful when near the bread monster, they will eat your sandwiches and leave nothing but a cold slab of meat.

"Waitress, can we have a basket of bread with our meal?"

"Sorry, the bread monster ate us dry."

by whobedat June 18, 2015