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man boobs

When you go shopping for bras your sure to see a man there too and he is sure to have man boobs!
we went to walmart and there was a guy shopping for bras and he had MAN BOOBS!!!!!
by kchgahj April 13, 2004
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mojo man

To have a strange but strong alliance to a person due to a social or political factor, such as outlook on life or personal preferences.
"Kenji and I both have similar and optimistic views"
"Kenji is my mojo man"
by Danny Risdon July 26, 2005
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burning man

As of 2009, Burning Man is society's officially sanctioned counter-cultural movement. And as this movement, it has no forward momentum.

It is a party in the desert. That's basically it.

It is fun and it is harsh. The environment in itself is beautiful and amazing. The culture of Burning Man is divided into two categories - 1) them 2) us. 'Us' consists of about 20% of the population of the City who mostly volunteer to work for the primary benefit of counting themselves part of the 'us' clique (they even get T-shirts to prove it). Needless to say, 'us' is a really annoying group (mostly). 'Them' is everyone else - mostly clueless spectators who have little or no interest in participating in activities or creating events or making art. When 'they' finally poke their heads out of their massive RVs, it's with the general purpose of taking pictures of freaks & geeks so they can prove to their friends back home that they 'did' Burning Man.

Freaks & geeks are another class separate from 'them' and separate from 'us' (but more them than us - thankfully). They consist of long-time participants called 'burners' who have attended the festival roughly more than 4 or 5 years. The also consist of newbies who are trying desperately to fit-in to appear as burners. They wear Utilikilts and repeat sayings like, 'safety 3rd' as if that signals to others they're 'in' on something cool. When they're not dropping names like telling you how they just had sex with LadyBee or had a beer with Larry Harvey, they're 'joking' about bacon or other sanctioned Burning Man topics with the design of impressing you. And who are you? You're just trying to get to the portapotties in hopes of escaping this moron who won't stop talking to you. No one cares that you 'know' Danger Ranger!!
If you say 'F yer day!' one more time in hopes of impressing me - I'm going to kill you. Which is why I no longer attend Burning Man.
by broncotheman July 20, 2009
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MAN-erism

(MĀN'ə-rĭz'əm) -noun.

A characteristic and often unconscious mode or peculiarity of action, bearing, or treatment which belies or exposes the male-ness of the apparent female one is observing.
"I was talking to a hot chick. When I noticed the MAN-erisms, I realized she wouldn't need a strap-on to ass-fuck me. We got some lube and went home!"
by Smart as Shat June 15, 2009
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Man Plasm

The milky substance that attacks the female egg in an attempt to procreate. or jizz
Watch out for that Man Plasm on the floor, dad is having a mid-life crisis and just leaves it anywhere
by Minge Broker April 8, 2009
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Man Brake

A sexual maneuver performed during homosexual intercourse to inform the other individual to stop; that they have had enough.

The human version of a 'Jake Brake'.
Gregg pulled on Merv's Man Brake during sexual intercourse as he was uncomfortable with the depth of penetration.
by B-woods00 January 13, 2012
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man delay

When a female text messages a guy, but he does not respond until hours later and usually with a one word response.
I texted _________ (insert guy's name) six hours ago about plans for tonight and he finally texted back saying "yeah"... uugghh I HATE man delay!!
by GFYslotslot October 21, 2011
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