JT is the best friend anyone could ask for. She's funny, smart, beautiful, and she could light up a room with a smile. She is always there for her friends even when she's going through things. She's scary when she's mad, but she won't hit/hurt you unless she has a good reason. She may be short but she has an attitude from hell. You won't ever be lonely with her around, she's always wanting to walk/ride around town. She is the most amazing thing that could happen to your life. She may not know it but I love her with my whole heart. - Grey 🍄💗
by Luvv.Grey July 04, 2022
by Cpj May 29, 2024
Jordan stokes is a rare breed of spaka only found roaming in the amazom rainforest. These creatures are uaully tamed by feeding them some sort of of sunday dinner but beware and don’t feed them yorkshire puddings as his dad is a baldy yorkshire cunt and you’ll hear him masturbating all the way from lampton
by Cheese and ham sarnie March 21, 2019
Has very large penis always is down to get high and have sex, everybody needs a Jordan Valle in there life.
by Jacob half October 23, 2015
It had been a week since my boyfriend had came, and last night I got a Jizzy Jordan so bad it took two towels to wipe the smear off of my legs!!!
by yolanda bang August 29, 2012
by Bbydonthurtme September 14, 2021
To crush all sales goals and absolutely decimate any and all goals set for the given time frame. To get ahold of the most secluded people by outworking and outsmarting any and all methods of communication to make a meeting happen
by MilestoneInc February 01, 2022