Jordan

He's probably funnier than you. And gets a lot of women but plays too much video games.

Tamary: Oh my god i can't believe I rejected Jordan he is soooooooooo cute i'm literally so wet he is so hot

Ashlyn: Literally same. I did the same thing and i regret it so much

by SlurpoSeth July 13, 2021

Seth

Funniest person you've ever met. Smart but not too smart. Attractive but bad with ladies. If you meet a Seth say hi or something.

Woman 1: Wow That Seth Sure Is A Tall Glass Of Water
Woman 2: Zoo Wee Mama, Sister. You Ain't Kiddin'

by SlurpoSeth July 07, 2021