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James Michael Smith 

A blue eyed, handsome hunk of twisted steel and sex appeal. When your girl has a wet dream/fantasy she says it’s about you but it’s really about this stud muffin
Linda, I had another dream about James Michael Smith. We had sex for hours.
James Michael Smith by Mortifer_47 January 14, 2022

James speakman 

Alpha male

Better than chuck norris

Won a game of connect four in three moves
Ripped
‘Cows don’t drink milk’
Your a cow, cows don’t drink milk-James speakman
James speakman by James speakman February 7, 2022

James speakman 

Alpha male
Supreme actor

Can win a game of connect four in three moves

Doesn’t read books he stares at them until he gets the information he wants
‘Cows don’t drink milk’
Your a cow, cow don’t drink milk-James speakman
James speakman by James speakman February 7, 2022

James Coady 

James Coady is nice person, but they are never smarter than anyone named Preston. James Coady also likes some bad football team like the Vikings.
"Preston got an A on his math test, but James Coady got a B."
James Coady by NJ337 February 16, 2022

James Major

girl: James Major is so hot
James Major by Brkey February 26, 2022

James J. Jeffries 

A heavyweight boxer also known as the "boilermaker" who fought consistently from 1895 until 1904 beating such legends as Bob Fitzsimmons, Jim Corbett, Peter Jackson and Tom Sharkey and retired undefeated. He was like many at the time, a staunch racist, and when the legendary black champion Jack Johnson won the heavyweight title, he foolishly agreed to "put that N*gger in his place" despite the fact that at this point he was morbidly obese and retired over 6 years. After extensive training in fitness and sparring (and many more insults to Johnson), the bout was deemed the fight of the century, and the vast majority of white people bet on Jeffries despite the major fore-mentioned disadvantages. As expected, Jeffries lost in humiliating fashion while Johnson grinned and toyed with him for 15 rounds before knocking him out. Many white people were so butthurt they began killing random black people and even each other. Jeffries undefeated record was now destroyed, but he took the loss with humility and admitted he couldn't land a hit on Johnson and lost fair and square. He stayed retired afterwards, and remained a public figure until his death in 1953.
"James J. Jeffries was ruthless in the ring, but boy did he make a mistake fighting the Galveston Giant"