Gerber-free 

An individual who does not have children.

He/She's single, attractive, educated, and Gerber-free!

Gerber-free by Bornscorpion October 6, 2011

Gun-Free Zone 

1) To the Radical, disgruntled individual- this defines a "Free Kills", little to NO resistance area, for a maximum head count.
2) A place where the Law Abiding Citizen is not allowed to protect themself against an ARMED assailant. Because LAWS only work on law abiding citizens, not mental basket cases, Religious Radicals and criminals.

MANIFESTO- "The Cleaner"
" I am going to go into ____________, where it is a listed "Gun-Free Zone," I will get more kills for the cause than ________ did, and might get on the front page of TIME magazine. (Scenario)

Gun-Free Zone by Beer420 August 4, 2019

gluten free lightning 

gay

I am gluten free lightning, I'm gay.

gluten free lightning by jinremlil November 12, 2019

Covid-Free 

An invisible sticker that is pasted on any Christian by their Protector, Deliverer, and Healer, as promised in Psalm 91, where God promises to shield all believers who abide in Him from any pandemic, plague, or pestilence.

When the devil works overtime to make you doubt whether or not you are really under God’s protection because of your sins or addictions, just show him your Covid-free sticker.

Covid-Free by MathPlus July 16, 2021

finger free february 

just like no nut november, but for women, they don't finger themselves for a whole month.

Hey, it's finger free february soon, are you ready to go a whole month without fingering yourself?

finger free february by edgymofo December 15, 2021

Royalty Free 

A piece of music that cannot be stolen.

Guy: I did not cite the royalty free music.
Girl: literally stealing.
Guy: haha you’re wrong.

Royalty Free by grammarpolice_# April 12, 2022

set the buffalo free 

Jerking off in public while running.

"He totally set the buffalo free in Newtown this morning"

set the buffalo free by Mr Director May 3, 2014