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HEY! You subscribed to David! That is priceless! Do I not have a profound taste in entertainment? He's good, right?
Hym "Hilarious! He's an anti-China guy too. I can see it now: David and Candy, ultimate collaboration! That'd be cool. Too soon to pivot to China stuff so you'd have to wait until it's thematic or relevant but it's a good thing to have in your back pocket."
Candy by Hym Iam July 15, 2024

Candy Kitten 

noun, Slang.
/ˈkandē -ˈkitn/

1.Similar to a Sugar mama, but young. She is a younger wealthy woman who spends freely on an older person, generally a man, in return for companionship or sexual intimacy.
I got this new 21yr old Candy Kitten who likes to take my old butt to BINGO every Saturday!

My 27yr old Candy Kitten likes to get me tons of new videogames and buys me whatever I want
Candy Kitten by Sven986 August 2, 2024

candy corn 

the white, yellow, and orange candy that resembles what its named after. the relationship with it is divided for some reason.
person a: I FUCKING LOVE CANDY CORN
person b: I FUCKING HATE CANDY CORN
mr. corn: I will devour you all, hohohoho!
candy corn by elsqued November 1, 2024

Candy boy 

A male individual who often has either skittles or jolly ranchers in hand/purse and finds himself mostly thinking or speaking about very inappropriate things involving other males, they spend a majority of their time either doing sexual Inappropriate things or watching porn and that's what most of their days in a week consist of they are very rude and don't have any patients they are also greedy people, with no respect for others.
Person 1. Damn, all you do is watch that garbage, hey candy boy

Person 2. The P*** i watch isn't crap
Candy boy by Lord Zurg February 24, 2025

Candy Boi 

A male individual who often has either skittles or jolly ranchers in hand/purse and finds himself mostly thinking or speaking about very inappropriate things involving other males, they spend a majority of their time either doing sexual Inappropriate things or watching porn and that's what most of their days in a week consist of they are very rude and don't have any patients they are also greedy people, with no respect for others.
Person 1. Damn, all you do is watch that garbage hey candy Boi

Person 2. The p*** i watch isn't garbage
Candy Boi by Lord Zurg February 24, 2025

Candycaneapeninitus 

A severe penis infection that leads to a life long mutation, this causes the penis to grow long however it curves back between the legs of the patient. The only upside is it adds a minty refreshing smell and taste.
Doctor: " How should i say this? You have Candycaneapeninitus!" Patient: " So my penis is minty and refreshing?" Doctor: "No it curves back between your legs, and your forskin is stripped"