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Dick

Ninja's real name
by MrRealDick May 1, 2019
mugGet the Dickmug.
After the women gets the d, in addition to the numbness of the lower limbs she becomes delusional and can no longer muster any rational thoughts and becomes hysterical because she has quite literally had her mind fucked.
I fucked Stacy so hard last night she went A.D.D.S. (after dick delusion syndrome) and started talking about her moms birthday party!
by The master of the d September 30, 2013
mugGet the after dick delusion syndromemug.

dick beard

a dick beard is a birth defect that occurs when the baby’s mother is a whore this results in the baby having a “beard” made out of male reproductive organs. (the reproductive organs can be functional if the penis has a pair of testicles hidden under the chin
look at that retard, he has a dick beard ahah”
by doctor johnny October 17, 2021
mugGet the dick beardmug.

dick's

The most disgusting name for a guy or a company for sports!!!
I hate dick's
by njdwedc1928 November 28, 2016
mugGet the dick'smug.

skittle dick

A tiny tiny willy on a lanky male.
Person 1: Hey look alex has a tiny winky
Person 2: Haha skittle dick!!
by SkittleDickDaggler June 4, 2024
mugGet the skittle dickmug.

Easton's little dick

Well Easton doesn't have a dick we just call it little cause he's girlfriend said he just used he's pinkie finger
Easton's little dick is his pinkie
by Easton's slow October 10, 2016
mugGet the Easton's little dickmug.

Vacation Dick

Unlike boyfriend dick which you can take on a daily basis. Vacation dick is; the exquisite dick that women can't have daily. Typically an islander like from the Caribbean. Most commonly a black studded man who goes a great length of ways satisfy a woman's deepest pleasures.
Vreni: For spring break I went to Jamaica.
Sabrina: Oh really, why's that?
Vreni: For some vacation dick.
Sabrina: How was it?
Vreni: Let's just say no boyfriend dick could compare by a long shot.
by Childish Gambino June 15, 2016
mugGet the Vacation Dickmug.

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