Dick Stopper

Dick Stopper, when a male wakes up with a morning wood piss rager, and is half cock eyed. Commences to run for the bath room but instead runs piss hard-on first into the frame of the doorway.

Jack in all his glory woke up from a rancid dream and took a Dick Stopper into the doorway as he ran for the bathroom.

by Dms79 December 14, 2017

surfing dick

An obnoxious internet user who aggressively browses social media, forums, or comment sections with the sole purpose of starting arguments, posting inflammatory opinions, or being deliberately offensive to get reactions. Often characterized by jumping from thread to thread leaving toxic comments in their wake. Typically not the sharpest tool in the shed, relying on lazy insults and half-baked hot takes rather than actual wit or intelligence.

"Don't feed the trolls - that guy's just a surfing dick looking to ruin everyone's day with his hot takes."

by SlangSurfer July 21, 2025

Dick sucker boots

Knee pads.

Brad's a plumber he wears dick sucker boots so his knees don't hurt

by Popcorn luck April 17, 2023

Dick trip

When a person attempts to operate out of their intellectual weight class and gets called out for it.

Did you see the muhfkkr Eric try and be smart, boy's a total dick trip.

by GoneJuan August 30, 2022

vacation dick

A penis that is of incredible size that one only receives on rare special occasions. As opposed to boyfriend dick.

I had vacation dick last night and it was the greatest, but you can't be on vacation every night or you get home sick

by Arseman92 June 17, 2016

Trick Dick

When you have convinced your wife that you have a large penis when you really are average.

I’m glad she isn’t into porn because this “Trick Dick” is paying dividends.

by SneakerP November 23, 2021

Porch dick

Me slopping my fat cock all over the porch.

"Bro your porch dick keeps slopping everywhere"

by Berily Soup August 2, 2021