e-pology

An expression of sorrow or admission of guilt achieved via e-mail to limit confrontation, exchange, refutation, or further discussion.

Lily: You'll never believe what Elliott did to me the other day- he totally stood me up!
Pearl: Oh yeah? Did he at least have the courtesy to send you an e-pology?
Lily: Yeah, he said he was sorry he didn't meet me under the clock at eight. Apparently something really important happened.
Pearl: Yeah, right..I'm sure it did..

by Truro Rose October 12, 2008

e-purdah

Anonymity in the electronic space

Is he still attacking you behind his e-purdah? Ignore the e-nonymouse, just a rat

by vivauganda December 11, 2011

e-whelmed

So overwhelmed with incoming email/texts/messages that you are unable to form any responses... even to the simplest of queries.

She was so e-whelmed that when her mother texted "What would you like for dinner?" she sat paralysed, non-responsive, and mentally vacant.

by MothraMaam August 6, 2017

E-dad

Someone online (whether a streamer or a friend) who is considered to be a father figure, the individual is usually a male.

"I like texting my E-dad, they make me feel loved."

by imaginemuffins January 4, 2023

E-thotrepreneur

A woman who markets herself as strong and independent by prostituting themselves on onlyfans to cash in on their beauty and youth. They invest some of the profits in stocks they read about on social media thinking it will be sustainable in the long run to live on their own or eventually will seek out a successful and wealthy man with high status for financial security. They tend to be oblivious that their beauty is a diminishing asset and that every day a new batch of girls is lining up to eventually replace them and take money from the men currently sugaring them.

Her -“Where did all the men go? Why can’t you see how much loyalty, friendship and money I can provide in a serious exclusive relationship?”

Him- “It appears here on your resume that your experience in your 20s as an e-thotrepreneur gives me no reason to take you seriously”

by SydneyBraa April 15, 2021

S/E

Term used to describe any consensual sexual encounter(s) between individuals of legal age. Primarily used by those in their 30's and above due to them being too DAMN old to say shit like "hook-up"(s)

I had to clean my bedroom because Nikki is coming over later tonight for a......S/E 🤫🤭

by Professor Sequoia February 12, 2023

E Squad

A group of kids who don’t know what their doing 90% of the time

E Squad! Get over here!

by Penguin Piper October 15, 2019