Twat-week

A person who never works Monday or Friday works a TWAT week. Tuesday Wednesday and Thursday.

No point calling Jim today, it's Monday and he works a Twat-week

by Schroomfunguy December 15, 2023

Pippi twat

A small dick pussy ass bitch.

I ain't fucking wit you pippi twat.

by FreaKyG420 October 1, 2016

Two legged twat monkey

Something funny call ya m8

Lou lou ya two legged twat monkey

by Onyx1205 October 2, 2016

Twat Swat

The female version of a cock block.

Jen twat swated me again by flaunting her tits in front of the guy I was talking to.

by Jarrell mafiosos June 30, 2018

Twat

To hit something or someone

“Yo G, I’m gonna twat her tonight”

by ElliotLad123 December 8, 2017

Twat

a baby kitten who has not been licked by its mother

Look at that poor twat! Better give it a lick!

Make sure someone licks that twat soon!

by sbroadhead3000 November 28, 2010

crispy twat

When a twat is crispy and you can't get any twat.

"I can't get no crispy twat tonight".

by Anal crisp May 3, 2017