farting around

like procrastinating, not getting to the point, or just mucking around

1. Stop farting around, you look like a dickhead

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

Fart Ball

when you grab a fart before you let it out and grab it (like a ball) and throw it in someones face.

i fart balled jim earlier.

by oldspice2008 September 22, 2008

Brain Fart

The inability to remember something.

What's that honey? Our anniversary date? Sorry, I think I'm having a brain fart!

by Henry Harmison July 14, 2008

fart pipe

An oversized exhaust used to compensate for have a weedwacker engine under the hood (see honda). Its sole purpose is to reduce performance and generally annoy anyone within a quarter mile radius. Popular among 16 year old white boys who think they're black.

This also leads to the expression: The bigger the exhaust, the smaller the penis.

That little wigger across the street put a fart pipe on his crappy Civic. It woke me up at 5am, so I called the cops.

by H8Hondas July 08, 2005

fart-job

A gay sex act in which a man with a gas problem(who farts alot) is being screwed in the ass by his partner and then gives sexual stimulation by farting into his partner's penis.

It's kinda like giving a blowjob, but through your ass instead of through your mouth. So that's why it's called a "fart-job!"

Steve(fucking his partner Jon in the ass): Hey Jon, do you have one coming already?

Jon: Yes! Yes, here comes a BIG one!

*Jon lets out a rather long-lasting, noisy, and pungent-smelling fart*

Steve: Aaaaaahhh! That felt so good!

by Mark H August 05, 2004

fart salad

When a fart sounds as if it will be a simple affair however it comes out in a totally different manner entirely alternating between loud and rasping to a tiny squeaky whisper before becoming a full-on cacophonous row once more.

Myra lifted a cheek to slide out a subtle fart in the restaurant but was met with shocked and stunned silence when instead a fart salad tore out from her ringpiece instead. The smell was highly repellent as well. She paid up and left very quickly and never returned, such was her embarrassment level.

by LiberaceHudson September 03, 2017

Fart Dust

The Dust that flies when you slap a couch cushion, padded chair, or any other soft surface where people sit.

I was laughing so hard that I slapped the couch, got a whiff of fart dust, then almost passed out.

by pghpanthers2 September 15, 2008