International Suck a Dick Day 

The best day to suck a dick in the whole year, people who celebrate their birthday on 5/5 are said to be the world's best whores due to their oral sex crazy skills.

Can I suck your dick? It's International Suck a Dick Day!
I was born on 5/5, can I suck your dick?

International Suck a Dick Day by WisestOfMan June 25, 2017

Bust a Suck 

To intentionally or unintentionally walk in on, knock, or call while someone is having sex, subsequently disrupting the moment. Busting a suck can be particularly cruel if you are a parent who calls their child while they're on a romantic weekend as it sometimes takes time to recover.

Jack: "Damn, I left my wallet in the spare room & Mike's been in there with that ho for over an hour! Fuck it, I'm gonna go bust a suck!"

Bust a Suck by Urban_Baby_101 January 27, 2014

teh suck 

According to the Mooninites from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, what the Plutionions are.

Emory and Oglethorpe... Were not invited is the end of that sentence! Plutionians are teh suck!

teh suck by madrhetoric May 7, 2005

Colts Suck 

A true statement or factoid referring to the American Football team from Indianapolis, referencing the fact that they are really crappy.

Dear Peyton Manning, nobody loves you, the colts suck.

Colts Suck by Sycho1164Reporting January 14, 2011

teh suck 

Something which is unimpressive.

dude that site is teh suck

teh suck by Anonymous November 7, 2002

National Suck Dick Day

April 12th you gotta suck every persons dick that you see on the spot no questions asked.

Yo my nigga i had to suck your dick its National Suck Dick Day no homo tho.

National Suck Dick Day by the homie May 24, 2018

dick suck 

Verb: When a girl or guy puts a dick in their mouth and does a swallowing type action with a slurping sensation.

Yo bitch ass , come here and suck my dick . . fucking cunt

dick suck by Some nigga February 19, 2003