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John Kerry

A loser who deserved to lose the election. His party makes lame excuses for his lost.
John Kerry did another embarrasing thing today.
by Zeratul4324 June 5, 2005
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Salty Johns

When you stop start (edging) and then some of your own semen enters your mouth by accident upon ejaculation.
Jacob: "So guys i was stop starting last night and some jizz got in my mouth!"
Adrian: "well thats Salty Johns mate!"
by ChristiesALoser May 23, 2015
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John Trojan

a "John Trojan" is a male who is the epitome of arrogance, yet he is totally oblivious to the fact that his behavior is absurd.

See the second definition of douchebag for a perfect synonym.

A "John Trojan" is THAT guy that wears the Trojan condom shirt (where the term originated, and John from John Doe) because he thinks it's cool, that guy who is an asshole to women, but still gets laid, and that guy who thinks he's the shit when he's not. He is usually surrounded by a clan of dumbfucks who encourage his behavior.
Girl: Omg, he wouldn't stop texting me stuff about how he wants to hook up with me and how big his dick was. What a douchebag.
Other girl: Was his name John Trojan? Cause that's what he sounds like.
by iainttellin March 2, 2011
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John Mellencamp

A sexual act that causes pain. e.g. A fellatio with the use of to much teeth can cause pain to the genitals. John mellancamps hit song " hurt so good".

"Come on baby make it hurt so good
Sometimes love don't feel like it should
You make it, hurt so good"
Cool guy: Bro, my girl came over last night and gave me a John mellencamp!

Other cool guy: Ouch!!

Cool guy: yea my penis has been sore all day.
by Can-o-Pee November 24, 2017
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John Garfield

The original rebel, movie star of the 1940s and late 1930s. He is one of the most underrated stars of all time, probably because he was blacklisted from film for supposed relations to communists.
James Dean has got nothing on John Garfield...Garfield was the ORIGINAL rebel.
by REginaSPEKTor April 18, 2008
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John kim

A fake ass bitch who can’t rap and is obsessed with a single girl and confessed twice
by Ifuckinghatemen6969 July 5, 2018
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John Stamos

A beverage that consists of Mountain Dew and Lemonade.
Person 1 : "Hey man what are you drinking?"
Person 2: "I'm just having a John stamos"
by Tang tickler cockblast July 25, 2017
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