Jesus Freaky 

When born-again Christians exhibit unusually depraved sexual behavior stemming from their sexual repression.

Rick is all straight laced and likes sports and all that but behind closed doors, he loves getting pegged because he's Jesus Freaky.

Jesus Freaky by Kung Fu Jimmy December 7, 2023

Jesus Mojica 

Fiend ass mothafucka that likes to fuck bitches named MANMEET. he is a gay ass mothafucka and likes getting butt fucked.

JESUS MOJICA JUST GAVE ME HEAD.

Jesus Mojica by MANMEERRR December 13, 2023

Jesus Wept 

A gateway band to sex and drugs. Jesus Wept will take your meds and your girl. Virgins and posers not welcome. Comfortably Dumb.

“Man, I listened to Jesus Wept and now I’m swimming in pussy.”

Jesus Wept by HoggedOut69 December 25, 2023

Jesus Smuggling 

Ha! Hahaha! Good for you! I'm proud of you!

Hym "Yeah, no he IS Jesus Smuggling. He do be doing that. That's funny that you actually called him out for it. Even after the fact. It's so dishonest. By defining God thay way it implicit that the people who consider it an active and sentient being that has acted upon reality on several occasions by engaging in direct dialogue with key figures thought history. And he hates ME because his sophistry doesn't work on me."

Jesus Smuggling by Hym Iam December 29, 2023

Jesus Christ 

King of Kings

Jesus Christ is King

Jesus Christ by Masihiun January 11, 2024

Jesus Stepper 

Follower of Christ

Father Maurice from Sister Act was the OG Jesus Stepper

Jesus Stepper by 313.Lynn January 28, 2024

jesus lover 

someone who believes in god but isn’t necessarily religious. they believe following jesus christ isn’t a religion but a relationship.

person one: are you religious?

person two: no, but i believe in god

person one: oh so you’re a jesus lover

jesus lover by l_istall January 30, 2024