Twat

Typically an obnoxious female.

Usually angry and unpleasant, itching to yell at you or accuse of something, typically gender based.

A female that complains and likes to cause trouble. Generally subversive.

Who complained about the temperature? It's 80 degrees here now.

It was Jennifer, that twat.

by AndreTheSlayor January 22, 2020

Twat Lint

Left over little pieces of toilet paper after wiping a wet vagina. No poop matters included so no were close to a dingleberry!

Went down on my lady but had to ask her to remove her twat lint first smh.

by sexylexie 1977 November 11, 2015

Twat Snockle

Someone who is taking too long at their position.

I can’t believe the customer is still drinking their Spanish coffee 45 minutes after we closed. What a Twat Snockle

by Cinnaright January 21, 2023

Twat-wad

tampon or any flexible material that has been or will be placed in the vaginal canal.

Gimme a few, i need too replace my twat-wad. Or, Damn johnny has been acting like a real twat-wad lately.

by Dabhand420$ December 11, 2023

Otter twat butt pop

It is when he or she are out cold from a over dose and frozen otter pops are inserted in the vagina and anus to revive the person from the onset of death.

OMG THERE IS SOMEONE DYEING FROM OVER DOSE QUICK GIVE THEM A OTTER TWAT BUTT POP!

by Dylan Everett Cally July 10, 2023

teal twat

The female equivalent to blue balls.

Things got hot and heavy last night, and then they just left; gave me a serious case of teal twat.

by JHammyton2011 July 15, 2016

Twat log

When your half way into a female during Intercourse and it looks like she has a log stuck in her twat. But in reality it's just a really big meat log.

Bro.. I layed the twat log on that girl last night in my canoe.
Last night my girlfriend told me fell my cedar penis log inside of her bushy forest that she calls a vagina.

by DaMaTeRMaNG October 8, 2019